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This episode has everything including my nickname in high school: Hot Dog Locker. Also, a creepy man abusing his power, Walt from Lost, NYPD Blue's Detective Greg Matavoy, Spencer 'Don't Ask Me About My Dad's Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs' Grammar and the Gremlins biology teacher! *TW: murder, child sex abuse, gun violence, child trauma Rate and review! Email: [email protected]! Mail: P.O. Box 176 Deforest, WI 53532 Social Media: @svupod! Merch: svupod.com, teepublic.com (http://tee.pub/lic/svupod) Facebook Group: SVU POD Elite Squad FB Group Chat: Walk and Talk #littlebitloud for Indie pods! Patreon: www.patreon.com/svupod Voicemail: +1 (920) 345-7005 Thank you to our Dedicated Detective Patrons: Nikki M, Rachel S, Gloria B, Claire P, Kelsey M, Sydney, Heather S, Jenny M, Drew B, Dana R, Shannon C, Natalie H, Katie M, Em, MaryJack, Susan C, Victoria B and Kaitlin S And to our Elite Squad Patrons: Marisa M, Elke H, Tricia S, Emily T, Katarina G, Mary D, Joshua H, LEM, Eliza W, Nikki B, Melanie G, Andrew, Miranda B, Lauren T, Katie A, Kate H, Vanessa, Lex, Shelby K, Kimberly L, Bonita R, Maren, Ursula, Catherine M, Kate P, Jessica S, Dee, Jana M, Tammi J, Bear, Sam D, Neida M, MAC, Meg M, Alexis J, Caitlyn S, Kristina D, Camille Z, Maggie D, Jessica P, Victoria, Scout G, Melissa M, Desiree R, Monica K, Katy S, Andrea M, Tash, Andrea H, Aunt Sarah, Emily D, Katie H, Vern, Katherine B, Aryanna, Madeline K, Kristin F, Samara B, Amanda P, Mahalia S, Jules K, Julie R, Tracey, Rachel, Kitty, Keri M, Leloni J, Alex A, Amelia T, Samantha S, Ariel E, Becky A, Margaret S, Natalie B, Danielle L, Elly, Kathryn P and Emily O

We each surface in full scuba gear from our barrel of beautiful baked beans to cover this episode about the absolute insanity of the legal system involving two LESBIAN moms thinking they're gonna be able to have their daughter attend a Catholic school unscathed in 2005. Also, gay custody? *TW: child violence, bulling, homophobia, parent loss, child abuse Rate and review! Email: [email protected]! Mail: P.O. Box 176 Deforest, WI 53532 Social Media: @svupod! Merch: svupod.com, teepublic.com Facebook Group: SVU POD Elite Squad FB Group Chat: Walk and Talk #littlebitloud for Indie pods! Patreon: www.patreon.com/svupod Voicemail: +1 (920) 345-7005 Thank you to our Dedicated Detective Patrons: Nikki M, Rachel S, Gloria B, Claire P, Kelsey M, Sydney, Heather S, Jenny M, Drew B, Dana R, Shannon C, Natalie H, Katie M, Em, MaryJack, Susan C, Victoria B and Kaitlin S And to our Elite Squad Patrons: Marisa M, Elke H, Tricia S, Emily T, Katarina G, Mary D, Joshua H, LEM, Eliza W, Nikki B, Melanie G, Andrew, Miranda B, Lauren T, Katie A, Kate H, Vanessa, Lex, Shelby K, Kimberly L, Bonita R, Maren, Ursula, Catherine M, Kate P, Jessica S, Dee, Jana M, Tammi J, Bear, Sam D, Neida M, MAC, Meg M, Alexis J, Caitlyn S, Kristina D, Camille Z, Maggie D, Jessica P, Victoria, Scout G, Melissa M, Desiree R, Monica K, Katy S, Andrea M, Tash, Andrea H, Aunt Sarah, Emily D, Katie H, Vern, Katherine B, Aryanna, Madeline K, Kristin F, Samara B, Amanda P, Mahalia S, Jules K, Julie R, Tracey, Rachel, Kitty, Keri M, Leloni J, Alex A, Amelia T, Samantha S, Ariel E, Becky A, Margaret S, Natalie B, Danielle L, Elly, Kathryn P and Emily O

This episode has everything but a flog full of diamonds. Tasha is Keke Palmer/ Keke Palmer is Tasha, Uncle Baby Billy Zane is doing the MOST to BFF this crew, Felicity and Garret and the denim jacket, Cragen's pink pony club… *TW: kidnapping, child sex abuse, poisoning* Rate and review! Email: [email protected]! Mail: P.O. Box 176 Deforest, WI 53532 Social Media: @svupod! Merch: svupod.com, teepublic.com Facebook Group: SVU POD Elite Squad FB Group Chat: Walk and Talk #littlebitloud for Indie pods! Patreon: www.patreon.com/svupod Voicemail: +1 (920) 345-7005 Thank you to our Dedicated Detective Patrons: Nikki M, Rachel S, Gloria B, Claire P, Kelsey M, Sydney, Heather S, Jenny M, Drew B, Dana R, Shannon C, Natalie H, Katie M, Em, MaryJack, Susan C, Victoria B, Kaitlin S and Paloma And to our Elite Squad Patrons: Marisa M, Elke H, Tricia S, Emily T, Katarina G, Mary D, Joshua H, LEM, Eliza W, Nikki B, Melanie G, Andrew, Miranda B, Lauren T, Katie A, Kate H, Vanessa, Lex, Shelby K, Kimberly L, Bonita R, Maren, Ursula, Catherine M, Kate P, Jessica S, Dee, Jana M, Tammi J, Bear, Sam D, Neida M, MAC, Meg M, Alexis J, Caitlyn S, Kristina D, Camille Z, Maggie D, Jessica P, Victoria, Scout G, Melissa M, Desiree R, Monica K, Katy S, Andrea M, Tash, Andrea H, Aunt Sarah, Emily D, Katie H, Vern, Katherine B, Aryanna, Madeline K, Kristin F, Samara B, Amanda P, Mahalia S, Jules K, Julie R, Tracey, Rachel, Kitty, Keri M, Leloni J, Alex A, Amelia T, Samantha S, Ariel E, Becky A, Margaret S, Natalie B, Danielle L, Elly, Kathryn P and Emily O

You ever felt like a 2005 Groundhogs Day Bill Murray? Us, too. Join us as Dr. Autobot, our physivillain (physician and villain? They're not all winners), tries to make people fight in the comments section. Our chaser gets REALLY personal because we're in our 40s and don't care. *TW: pregnancy loss, abortion, family abandonment* Rate and review! Email: [email protected]! Mail: P.O. Box 176 Deforest, WI 53532 Social Media: @svupod! Merch: svupod.com, teepublic.com Facebook Group: SVU POD Elite Squad FB Group Chat: Walk and Talk #littlebitloud for Indie pods! Patreon: www.patreon.com/svupod Voicemail: +1 (920) 345-7005 Thank you to our Dedicated Detective Patrons: Nikki M, Rachel S, Gloria B, Claire P, Kelsey M, Sydney, Heather S, Jenny M, Drew B, Dana R, Shannon C, Natalie H, Katie M, Brittany W, Em, MaryJack, Susan C, Victoria B and Kaitlin S And to our Elite Squad Patrons: Marisa M, Elke H, Tricia S, Emily T, Katarina G, Mary D, Joshua H, LEM, Eliza W, Nikki B, Melanie G, Andrew, Miranda B, Lauren T, Katie A, Kate H, Vanessa, Lex, Shelby K, Kimberly L, Bonita R, Maren, Ursula, Catherine M, Kate P, Jessica S, Dee, Jana M, Tammi J, Bear, Sam D, Neida M, MAC, Meg M, Alexis J, Caitlyn S, Kristina D, Camille Z, Maggie D, Jessica P, Victoria, Scout G, Melissa M, Desiree R, Monica K, Katy S, Brenna T, Andrea M, Tash, Andrea H, Aunt Sarah, Emily D, Katie H, Vern, Katherine B, Aryanna, Madeline K, Kristin F, Samara B, Amanda P, Mahalia S, Jules K, Julie R, Tracey, Rachel, Kitty, Keri M, Leloni J, Alex A, Amelia T, Samantha S, Ariel E, Becky A, Margaret S, Natalie B, Danielle L Elly and Kathryn P

Check out this episode and the 30 extra minutes previously only released on our Patreon! If you're a stack of Styrofoam coffee cups, you'd better watch out for ES and his karate chop because THIS episode has everything: Stabler's tough day, Charlie the King Charles, big Kyle energy, Mariska's eye acting deserving an Emmy (like, just her eyeballs will wear a designer gown and accept the award), the best lab guy, THE BEEEEST door kick ever, Stabes' full arc to being the wind beneath Hawk's wings… Stabler has had ENOUGH and is only willing to take it for 20 to 30 more years, y'all. TW: Rape, murder and details Rate and review! Email: [email protected]! Mail: P.O. Box 176 Deforest, WI 53532 Social Media: @svupod! Merch: svupod.com, teepublic.com Facebook Group: SVU POD Elite Squad FB Group Chat: Walk and Talk #littlebitloud for Indie pods! Patreon: www.patreon.com/svupod Voicemail: +1 (920) 345-7005 Thank you to our Dedicated Detective Patrons: Nikki M, Rachel S, Gloria B, Claire P, Kelsey M, Sydney, Heather S, Jenny M, Drew B, Dana R, Shannon C, Natalie H, Katie M, Brittany W, Em, MaryJack, Susan C, Victoria B and Kaitlin S And to our Elite Squad Patrons: Marisa M, Elke H, Tricia S, Emily T, Katarina G, Mary D, Joshua H, LEM, Eliza W, Nikki B, Melanie G, Andrew, Miranda B, Lauren T, Katie A, Kate H, Vanessa, Lex, Shelby K, Kimberly L, Bonita R, Maren, Ursula, Catherine M, Kate P, Jessica S, Dee, Jana M, Tammi J, Bear, Sam D, Neida M, MAC, Meg M, Alexis J, Caitlyn S, Kristina D, Camille Z, Maggie D, Cyn, Jessica P, Victoria, Scout G, Melissa M, Desiree R, Monica K, Katy S, Brenna T, Andrea M, Tash, Al H, Andrea H, Aunt Sarah, Emily D, Katie H, Vern, Katherine B, Aryanna, Madeline K, Kristin F, Samara B, Amanda P, Mahalia S, Jules K, Julie R, Tracey, Rachel, Kitty, Keri M, Leloni J, Alex A, Amelia T, Samantha S, Ariel E, Becky A, Margaret S, Natalie B and Sluthyslothballz89…

If you saw this episode and thought "you know what? I bet this one doesn't have everything…" You would be SO wrong because it absolutely has EVERYTHING! Lois and Clark Superman Dean "I'm not Scott Peterson" Cain, more fundercover: Tutes included, T&G relating WAY too hard to the girlfriends of serial killers and an extra long chaser for your listening pleasure. As always, our Patreon episode is longer and so much dumber with nearly 30 minutes MORE EPISODE. Don't miss it! *TW: disordered eating, gaslighting, emotional abuse, sexual assault, violence, murder, sexual violence against and murder of a child* Rate and review! Email: [email protected]! Mail: P.O. Box 176 Deforest, WI 53532 Social Media: @svupod! Merch: svupod.com, teepublic.com Facebook Group: SVU POD Elite Squad FB Group Chat: Walk and Talk #littlebitloud for Indie pods! Patreon: www.patreon.com/svupod Voicemail: +1 (920) 345-7005 Thank you to our Dedicated Detective Patrons: Nikki M, Rachel S, Gloria B, Claire P, Kelsey M, Sydney, Heather S, Jenny M, Drew B, Dana R, Shannon C, Natalie H, Katie M, Brittany W, Em, MaryJack, Susan C, Victoria B and Kaitlin S And to our Elite Squad Patrons: Marisa M, Elke H, Tricia S, Emily T, Katarina G, Mary D, Joshua H, LEM, Eliza W, Nikki B, Melanie G, Andrew, Miranda B, Lauren T, Katie A, Kate H, Vanessa, Lex, Shelby K, Kimberly L, Bonita R, Maren, Ursula, Catherine M, Kate P, Jessica S, Dee, Jana M, Tammi J, Bear, Sam D, MAC, Meg M, Alexis J, Caitlyn S, Kristina D, Camille Z, Maggie D, Cyn, Jessica P, Victoria, Scout G, Melissa M, Desiree R, Monica K, Katy S, Brenna T, Andrea M, Tash, Al H, Andrea H, Aunt Sarah, Emily D, Katie H, Vern, Katherine B, Aryanna, Madeline K, Kristin F, Samara B, Amanda P, Mahalia S, Jules K, Julie R, Tracey, Rachel, Kitty, Keri M, Leloni J, Alex A, Amelia T, Samantha S, Ariel E, Becky A, Margaret S, Natalie B and Sluthyslothballz89…

Who knew that Ozark's very own Darlene Snell would be here to help the team identify the killer of some Spirit Halloween skeletons? NOT US! *TW: murder of children, child abuse Rate and review! Email: [email protected]! Mail: P.O. Box 176 Deforest, WI 53532 Social Media: @svupod! Merch: svupod.com, teepublic.com Facebook Group: SVU POD Elite Squad FB Group Chat: Walk and Talk #littlebitloud for Indie pods! Patreon: www.patreon.com/svupod Voicemail: +1 (920) 345-7005 Thank you to our Dedicated Detective Patrons: Nikki M, Rachel S, Gloria B, Claire P, Kelsey M, Sydney, Heather S, Jenny M, Drew B, Dana R, Shannon C, Natalie H, Katie M, Brittany W, Em, MaryJack, Susan C, Victoria B and Kaitlin S And to our Elite Squad Patrons: Marisa M, Elke H, Tricia S, Emily T, Katarina G, Mary D, Joshua H, LEM, Eliza W, Nikki B, Melanie G, Andrew, Miranda B, Lauren T, Katie A, Kate H, Vanessa, Lex, Shelby K, Kimberly L, Bonita R, Maren, Ursula, Catherine M, Kate P, Jessica S, Dee, Jana M, Tammi J, Bear, Sam D, MAC, Meg M, Alexis J, Caitlyn S, Kristina D, Camille Z, Maggie D, Cyn, Jessica P, Victoria, Scout G, Melissa M, Desiree R, Monica K, Katy S, Brenna T, Andrea M, Tash, Al H, Andrea H, Aunt Sarah, Emily D, Katie H, Vern, Katherine B, Aryanna, Madeline K, Kristin F, Samara B, Amanda P, Mahalia S, Jules K, Julie R, Tracey, Rachel, Kitty, Keri M, Leloni J, Alex A, Amelia T, Samantha S, Ariel E, Becky A, Margaret S, and Natalie B

Come along with us while we verbally punch nazis and scream about the NRA! *TW:hate crimes, hate speech, school shooting, murder of a child* Rate and review! Email: [email protected]! Mail: P.O. Box 176 Deforest, WI 53532 Social Media: @svupod! Merch: svupod.com, teepublic.com Facebook Group: SVU POD Elite Squad FB Group Chat: Walk and Talk #littlebitloud for Indie pods! Patreon: www.patreon.com/svupod Voicemail: +1 (920) 345-7005 Thank you to our Dedicated Detective Patrons: Nikki M, Sophia C, Rachel S, Gloria B, Claire P, Angela D, Kelsey M, Sydney, Heather S, Jenny M, Drew B, Dana R, Shannon C, Natalie H, Katie M, Brittany W, Em, MaryJack, Susan C, Victoria B and Kaitlin S And to our Elite Squad Patrons: Marisa M, Elke H, Tricia S, Emily T, Katarina G, Mary D, Joshua H, LEM, Eliza W, Nikki B, Melanie G, Andrew, Miranda B, Lauren T, Katie A, Kate H, Vanessa, Lex, Shelby K, Kimberly L, Bonita R, Maren, Ursula, Catherine M, Kate P, Jessica S, Dee, Jana M, Tammi J, Bear, Sam D, MAC, Meg M, Alexis J, Caitlyn S, Kristina D, Camille Z, Maggie D, Cyn, Jessica P, Victoria, Scout G, Melissa M, Desiree R, Monica K, Katy S, Brenna T, Andrea M, Tash, Al H, Andrea H, Aunt Sarah, Katie H, Vern, Katherine B, Aryanna, Madeline K, Kristin F, Samara B, Amanda P, Mahalia S, Jules K, Julie R, Tracey, Rachel, Kitty, Keri M, Leloni J, Alex, Samantha S, Angie W, Ariel E, Becky A, Amelia T, Margaret S, Natalie B and Emily D

This episode has everything: 2 for one blowouts, Tutes Jr Clark Kenting for the squad, Judge Petrovsky says, "forget the law, just gimme that sweet sweet tea!", an absolutely bizarre pair of closing arguments in the courtroom, a ridiculous killer and he's got Ray Liotta eeeeyes…. And if you're left wanting more Carol, check out this episode on Patreon! With 20 more minutes of (mostly) Carol! *TW: hate crimes, murder Rate and review! Email: [email protected]! Mail: P.O. Box 176 Deforest, WI 53532 Social Media: @svupod! Merch: svupod.com, teepublic.com Facebook Group: SVU POD Elite Squad FB Group Chat: Walk and Talk #littlebitloud for Indie pods! Patreon: www.patreon.com/svupod Voicemail: +1 (920) 345-7005 Thank you to our Dedicated Detective Patrons: Nikki M, Sophia C, Rachel S, Gloria B, Claire P, Angela D, Kelsey M, Sydney, Heather S, Jenny M, Drew B, Dana R, Shannon C, Natalie H, Katie M, Brittany W, Em, MaryJack, Susan C, Victoria B and Kaitlin S And to our Elite Squad Patrons: Marisa M, Elke H, Tricia S, Emily T, Katarina G, Mary D, Joshua H, LEM, Eliza W, Nikki B, Melanie G, Andrew, Miranda B, Lauren T, Katie A, Kate H, Vanessa, Lex, Shelby K, Kimberly L, Bonita R, Maren, Ursula, Catherine M, Kate P, Jessica S, Dee, Jana M, Tammi J, Bear, Sam D, MAC, Meg M, Alexis J, Caitlyn S, Kristina D, Camille Z, Maggie D, Cyn, Jessica P, Victoria, Scout G, Melissa M, Desiree R, Monica K, Katy S, Brenna T, Andrea M, Tash, Al H, Andrea H, Aunt Sarah, Katie H, Vern, Katherine B, Aryanna, Madeline K, Kristin F, Samara B, Amanda P, Mahalia S, Jules K, Julie R, Tracey, Rachel, Kitty, Keri M, Leloni J, Alex, Samantha S, Angie W, Ariel E, Becky A, Amelia T, Margaret S, Natalie B and Emily D