"Here ends Book 1 of the Gail Trilogy. Stay tuned for Book 2: Fracture!" In which an eleven-year-old idiot attempts to conclude a book he had no business writing in the first place. Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter! Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to [email protected]. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

“This is no friendly meeting, Joseph. I will now be your master, and you will address me as such.” The story of Joseph Morgan and his friends comes to a close in a quintessentially Rupture way: via lore dump. Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter! Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to [email protected]. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

“I am here. Let us fight.” The epic conclusion of Rupture. Joe comes face to face with the Dark Lord Genghis in a dazzling battle you’ll probably forget. Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter! Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to [email protected]. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

"I now understand everything..." The calm before the storm. Bill, Gage, and Guam talk about the Zeus clan in detail, revealing a shocking twist about the characters at the heart of Rupture. Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter! Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to [email protected]. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

"There, it is done. You have betrayed your friends for another..." The Ghost King said. Sarah and Joe continue their journey home with the help of their trusty, loyal sidekicks: the ever-dependable golems... whom they love and care about very much and would never do anything to callously jeopardize. Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter! Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to [email protected]. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

"This place, during the Battle of the Sand Dune, was a perfect heck on Earth." The war for planet Earth rages at a military encampment in the Sahara, and a familiar face returns from the dead to save the day. Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter! Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to [email protected]. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

"Cockerel picked up a sword and started to trace a David's star in the sand of a beach." Ladies and gentlemen, the worst chapter in the book. Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter! Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to [email protected]. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

"You aren't going to beat a pro with ballet, break dance, Sarah!" In this absolute blast of a chapter, Joe and Sarah face off against the deadly Sphinx, where expectations are both figuratively and literally turned on their head. Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter! Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to [email protected]. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

"Why don't I die?! Why won't I die!?! WHY CAN'T I DIE?!?!?" After an old friend is resurrected, Sarah and Watcher venture towards the mysterious Sea of Souls, where treacherous monsters, manic boat salesmen, and an adorable Kraken wait for them. Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter! Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to [email protected]. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

"You humans and your weird names... Canada!" After some brief shenanigans with a new party member, the washed-up, sad sack writer Bill Tell comes face to face with a terrifying and honestly disgusting threat. Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter! Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your podcast” letters, and hate mail to [email protected]. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we’ll shill anything. We’ll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow the podcast on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.