"Cockerel picked up a sword and started to trace a David's star in the sand of a beach."
Ladies and gentlemen, the worst chapter in the book.
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Chapter 27: Battle of the Sand Dune

In 2008, a monumentally misguided child wrote a 252-page fantasy novel by flagrantly ripping off the likes of [redacted until pending lawsuits are settled]. Now, over a decade later, that same boy revisits the dusty book to reckon with his cringeworthy past. Each episode features Newton Holt and his co-hosts reading an otherwise unreadable chapter of "Rupture," an odyssey through the mind of an eleven-year-old idiot.