Show Notes (0:30) Trump talk commences dictators aren't Rhodes Scholars, Trump is a media savant, Trump is clickbait in human form, playing different roles depending on who you are with, The Simpsons predicting Trump, my email has turned into our mail, no news in the Trump era since we already know everything, only way to listen to Trump speeches is to be on Angel Dust, Trump is the Billy Madison speech at the end, what are rallies?, can't mention Melania on Mother's Day, giving Multiple Choice answers (23:00) Introducing our new venture, Trump lies with no effort, he;s so lazy with lies that sometimes he tells the truth, doesn't have a sense of humor, he is the humor, evil dictator meeting to sell Hydroclourine, Kevin Hart Larry David video, plus Chappelle & Chris Rock showing their love for Kevin Hart, Chappelle is 2020 MLK, why baseball is less popular now, how to fix baseball (34:00 headliner clip), how I watch sports, take life less seriously because we are just ants, bugs aren't as gross as animals, are there pairings to food we have overlooked, what do Cats and Dogs eyes say, Japanese are cute (45:00) Bill & Ted talk again, What is Station?, wearing your butt like they are pants, disappointed by heaven, Hell was cool though, having a hot Step Mom that marries Bill & Ted's Dads, Carter is pro-mom, this is a pro-mom podcast, mega identity, don't like Brian Cox being the voice for McDonald's, Paul Giamatti needs to be in all commercials, McConaughey is strange, Carter's modern theory that we are kings with how much entertainment we have, Forrest's experience seeing a film at a theater during Covid

A special TWO PART episode on a NEW SEQUEL! Bill & Ted 3 is upon us! Listen up to a wild & wacky episode with loads of tangents as we hop into our time traveling phone booth to create the podcast that will unite the universe. Party on!

Join us as the Brothers talk the America adaptations of Godzilla over the last decades. Debates include: - Why a giant Moth? - Why is Godzilla's behavior so easily predicted? - Can Kyle Chandler adopt us? - Can we watch Charles Dance waiting in the subway? - Why are Transformers never in disguise? and much more...

From two brothers that aren't Fast & Furious rather Slow & Calm comes their dissertation on the seminal film Hobbs & Shaw. Followed by how Vin Diesel would use Deep Fake technology & a few pitches to continue this spin-off franchise including one on Christmas.

In an exclusive episode time heisted from the podcast vault comes the brothers ultimate experience seeing Avengers: Endgame Re-live the magic as the Brothers describe seeing the film opening night with a raucous crowd. And our fellow brothers the Russo's (directors of the film) were there too. Hear as we discuss all that we liked and that's it. Because you can't not like this one if you have been following up to this point.

The Brothers Jansen were once thought of as twins, but what if they are the same person. Is Carter just a subconscious projection within Forrest? What truly lies beneath our personas, the masks we wear in our day-to-day life? Are we our own worst enemy? Find out as the great esoteric films Enemy & Persona are discussed along with our take on the lack of new movies, Star Wars 9 review, and some recommendations for what to watch while stuck at home

Before the brothers see Star Wars, they looked back at all the trailers and marketing for the new trilogy. Which one excited you most? Where does the Star Wars franchise go now that the Skywalker Saga has concluded? Can Sequels gain sentience? Other topics include: Disney's record-breaking year, Adam Driver & Mushrooms, artists wanting to go back and change their work, wanting to see the Lord & Miller Solo, and much much more

Ryan Reynolds convinced the Jansen Brothers to fake their own deaths for this very merry episode. Apparently, it's a lot easier to record a podcast, when you're a ghost. Netflix gave us a gift this Christmas. Is it a lump of coal or what we always wanted? Tune in to find out. One thing is for sure. It's nothing but Bayhem. To put it mildly, our Amazon Fire Stick exploded and caught fire. Thanks, Michael Bay!

Prepare to be ripped from your real life into a video game! Where mortality is no longer an issue (As long as you only die twice, otherwise you end up in Limbo... wait, that's Inception... what happens if you die three times in Jumanji? Will this parenthetical ever end. Yes!) Now that we have escaped those curved brackets, hear the Bros dive into the Jumanji waters as they body switch for this entire pod! *Please change bodies responsibly.

Prepare to be spoiled with the most spoilers in one podcast! We are setting records! Using the whodunit Knives Out, the Jansens take a look at spoilers of all kinds to see if they really matter all that much. Did you know the University of San Diego studied whether spoilers ruin the experience? The result will surprise you, unless you are savvy enough to realize its now the opposite to what you'd expect. Or is it? Find out in this mysterious episode that you have to hear to believe!