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Sparknotes Transcript:(0:52) Ryan Reynolds changing his name to Van Wilder, the Ryan Reynolds propaganda machine, him & The Rock as the biggest stars we got, could Jerry O'Connell have a Ryan Reynolds type career, Ryan Reynolds breaking the fourth wall with Deadpool and social media, knowing your limits as a creative can make you more successful, Ben Affleck not able to play himself in Gone Girl(19:12) Michael Bay's odd career, no matter how much garbage he makes you still look forward to his movies, no one shoots like him, do all of his movies end in Cuba?, The Rock vs a Transformer, Did Krasinski sign on to 13 Hours as an audition reel to get Jack Ryan?, a streaming star(25:53) EXPECTATIONS: looks like Deadpool & Michael Bay are clashing, Ryan Reynolds in a Nevaldine/Taylor flick, two writers as a law firm, too many sparks(36:42) REACTIONS: Michael Bay has lost his mind, referendum on directors getting free reign, Variety saying last 45 minutes of the Irishman is best of Scorsese's career, pros & cons to studios vs streaming, Forrest is concerned he will sound like a Michael Bay Hater, a critic when he has been on Michael Bay Island for so so long, 2000 commercials stitched together by a schizophrenic(45:12) referendum on Ryan Reynolds not being able to miss & always likeable, not in Michael Bay movie, the only podcast to rewrite history, where Eminem blew up in the 80s, invented hip hop the way Elvis invented Rock & Roll,camera inside the sole of a shoe, why is being a ghost so great?, Ryan Reynolds made his billions off of Magnets, ripped off Big Hero 6, So many numbers flashing over the screen, Melanie Laurent isn't a character just a set of eyes, Forrest can connect anything back to Double Team, Ryan Reynolds as the surprise bad guy would have been smart, has so much control over the group(1:01:04) Carter's pitch to fix this movie, what a waste of time & money, ruined Michael Bay for Forrest, doesn't like him anymore, he's lucky he has Robopocaylpse, Forrest thinks Drew Goddard's name is Matthew, Blade as a movie to emulate for its music dichotomy, you could edit a good 45 minute movie out of this, THX app was far too overt(1:13:13) this movie killed ________, Bad Boys 3 needs Michael Bay, Bayhem, the preview is more leisurely paced than the finished film, Quantum of Solace opening, do they need a parkour guy, could have made 5 smaller Netflix movies rather than this, knowing when people stop watching a movie on Netflix, editing a movie based off these numbers, constantly changing cuts, I wonder what Michael Mann did this week, saying you won't see Netflix movies in theaters yet seeing Marriage Story, can't edit a movie at this speed and still have humor