We get INTO it at 57:40. Real heartshoe hours. Levi's in Vietnam now and will be for the foreseeable future. We'll be figuring out what we're doing this and next week.

The Heartshoes have been heartsick... or... normal sick. But we're back baby. Today we contracted special agent Kaitlin in the Casual Unit to help solve the mystery of how to take down Zach and Ladies, Gentlemen, and Esteemed Persons we got him dead to rights!! If you have a case (crush, fwb, texting/seeing, marriage of forty years) contact us at [email protected]

Them Romance Boys talk about age gaps and comic books. Workplace heirarchy is established. If you have an open case (relationship/crush) you need investigated you can reach the heartshoes at [email protected]

The Heartshoes discuss First Date ideas and etiquette.  Editor's Note: I cut out me telling the Moth Joke because it was a Norm MacDonald bit, I got it confused for the Falling Rocks joke lol.

The Boys quest to create the perfect Valentime's Ballad. I meant to upload sooner but I forgotted :(

A certain host of the pod is a newly single man in this episode. The heartshoes investigate this and dating apps. 

The Heartshoes discuss kink, waiting timeas, and the Goofy/Pluto dichotomy. Levi accidentally owns Zach.

Hello Heartshoes! In this opening episode the boys discuss the West Elm Caleb situation along with Ghosting as a whole and a falling night stand.