The Heartshoes have been heartsick... or... normal sick. But we're back baby. Today we contracted special agent Kaitlin in the Casual Unit to help solve the mystery of how to take down Zach and Ladies, Gentlemen, and Esteemed Persons we got him dead to rights!!

If you have a case (crush, fwb, texting/seeing, marriage of forty years) contact us at [email protected]