Mint ice cream is the perfect mix between satisfying the need to eat AND the need to brush your teeth. If you really need to get naked in a hotel room just to show the buildings of the city that you too do not need clothes sometimes, just please at least make sure you’re on a floor that’s super high up. Never bring a hatchet to a knife fight. TALKING POINTS: Zane’s Teeth Will’s Gumholes My Cat Door The Hatchet Story Being Naked in Hotel Rooms Send in Questions: [email protected] Listen to the podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon Support Us: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

I swear, I stayed up all night. Nothing. I fall asleep for 2 hours, and my friends swear the moon landed and lept back into the air again! It's rather interesting how we established that the moon causes all natural disasters, and yet our arms cause tornados. How long have grapes had seeds in them!? TALKING POINTS: Sparkling Water Tornado Arms Moon Landings and Jumpings Teachers on Social Media Seedless Watermelon --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

It must've been the crows gnawing at Zane's mic cord early on causing all those dang audio spikes. Have you ever wished there was an excuse to curl in a trash can? Maybe you're looking for the nearest Bison Lover Anonymous convention to give 'em a special gift! Either way, we've so got your back! TALKING POINTS: The Airpod's Hidden Talent The Truth Behind The Hit Song "Be Happy" The Legality of Bartering With Crows The Puzzle That Is Creating Creative Questions Squirrel Trash Envy A Much Unneeded Bison --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

Are you sprinting down the streets in your jeans with pocket full of free ham? Are you down to the base-level of your toilet paper tower! Need to wake up that lazy folk in a coma? We can help you out! Sponsored by Fast Jeans™ Talking Points: Small Bones Appreciating Cardboard Fast Jeans Toilet Paper Tower Smelling Salts & Coma Boy Free Hamples --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

We're coming to you live from our car as we leave Golden Corral! Thanks for tuning in as you carpool to HoCo this year! Will finally uncovers the truth behind why teachers created parent/teacher conferences. Zane explains how to get rid of somebody who keeps asking if they can model for you whenever you need a model. Look! A Robot! Remember, Steak 'n Shake after the dance! We'll be there! Come for the steak; stay for the shake! Talking Points: 5:25 - Fist-Sized Flies Leasing Your House 13:00 - The Reason for Parent/Teacher Conferences 21:30 - ActYourHeartOut Episode #4 32:40 - Getting Rid of Bad Models 39:20 - Aren’t We All Just Meat Robots? SEND US YOUR QUESTIONS: E-Mail: [email protected] SUPPORT THIS PODCAST: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

Zane’s dying computer gives his microphone skipping problems as he rants about the alternate universe vampire girl of dreams. Will reminds us all of that one kid who would pretend to go to the bathroom, but they really just sat on the air hose that was keeping the entire school inflated. Will is very upset he didn’t make a butt plug joke this episode and I thought you should know that. Talking Points: 3:50 - Trapped on the Trampoline 12:45 - Zane’s Vampire Girl Alternate Universe Dream 21:35 - ActYourHeartOut Episode #3 30:00 - The “Click” Remote of USB Cables 39:50 - Responding Late To Texts SEND US YOUR QUESTIONS: E-Mail: [email protected] SUPPORT THIS PODCAST: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

Zane brings up his childhood fear that someone was always behind him selling Jell-O that he always missed out on. Will uncovers the true motives behind the man who set out to change the world for good through fortune cookies. Is this Hot n' Cold guy a superhero, or are they having a stroke? Tune in for all of the answers! Talking Points: 2:35 - Fortune Cookie Vigilante 13:50 - Zoom PowerPoints 21:30 - ActYourHeartOut Episode #2 27:05 - Sketchy Car Meet Risk/Reward (sent in by H&A Podcast) 37:05 - Feeling Both Temperatures At Once SEND US YOUR QUESTIONS: E-Mail: [email protected] SUPPORT THIS PODCAST: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

Our wine selection for the evening consists of notes of Will's mic popping as he explains what makes a kid "essential". That wine pairs nicely with Zane describing how Morty's nut milk must be a crime of passion. Talking Points:  5:28 - Essential Children 14:42 - Nut Milk 24:54 - Cocoa Power 32:40 - Hawkful of Honey SEND US YOUR QUESTIONS: E-Mail: [email protected] SUPPORT THIS PODCAST: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

Is Will's voice deeper? Zane defines the difference between sniffing and snorting. Will explains how bad crime really has to be before you skip using the bathroom. Talking Points: 4:00 - When to Fight & When to Pee 14:45 - Freezer Cat 20:50 - ActYourHeartOut Episode #1 30:52 - Get Rid of Annoying Classmates 39:10 - Smell Something As Good As You Can SEND US YOUR QUESTIONS: E-Mail: [email protected] SUPPORT THIS PODCAST: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

Jesus once said, these lips can probably more than just talking’ right? In this episode, discover the wonderful rollercoaster of a vampire watching you get nakey in your very own greenhouse office! 6:09 - Jesus, Friend of Kissers 11:15 - Naked Office Space 22:57 - Just Some Horse Jokes 29:20 - Dusting Is For Suckers, Mom --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support