Are you sprinting down the streets in your jeans with pocket full of free ham? Are you down to the base-level of your toilet paper tower! Need to wake up that lazy folk in a coma? We can help you out! Sponsored by Fast Jeans™

Talking Points:

Small Bones

Appreciating Cardboard

Fast Jeans

Toilet Paper Tower

Smelling Salts & Coma Boy

Free Hamples

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