Retail Theater
Retail Theater
The Synthetic Playhouse
In the Retail Theater, the synthetic playhouse performs stories about people acting up in retail or consumer situations. The stories themselves are funny or recount unthinkable behaviors. What makes these performances entertaining, albeit quirky, is that artificial intelligence is used as much as possible in the performance.
Customer was finally right about something
Customer was finally right about something. Hold this This guy just can’t FATHOM our prices TRANSFER ME TO THE OTHER STORE I’m sorry I’m not a mind reader.
Jan 5, 2022
10 min
The People wrote the check
* Customer gets angry and leaves store shouting because I don’t work here * Difficult big box store door guy * I'm allergic to chemicals, you're going to buy me a new computer! * The man who has no idea what to get his wife! * The People wrote the check
Dec 29, 2021
12 min
my arm is soaked in cat pee and there's a snake stuck to my pants
I can’t believe I'm the one with the brain tumor I Told You So In which we learn what minimum means Just because I have long hair doesn't mean I work at Guitar Center my arm is soaked in cat pee and there's a snake stuck to my pants
Dec 21, 2021
15 min
My Hero Cashier
Her name is Sophie! Karen yells we need to get our act together My Hero Cashier Where is your lanyard?! You don't deserve to have a job! Debatable, but you're still wrong.
Dec 17, 2021
10 min
Your hold time is ridiculous!
Dirty Ice on the Side Please how to deal with rude people on Black Friday Teacher doesn't know what a mouse looks like Why dont you ask someone who works here Turned out Im actually the jerk Your hold time is ridiculous!
Dec 14, 2021
18 min
You and what army
Crazy lady tries her darnedest to crash our staff meeting how to deal with rude people on Black Friday. when you need to go to the ER and need a nurse, good luck Some crazy lady screamed at me for not helping her You and what army
Dec 10, 2021
11 min
What did you say that med was for again?
* Selling cars is a hell of a drug * Server almost threw away my husbands work credit card! * What did you say that med was for again * Why can’t I use my ripped up receipt for a return * Why you shouldn't use free trials in production
Dec 7, 2021
11 min
Stop Trying To Understand
* I decided to be nice to the rude customer * Kid and Her Parents Thought I Worked In The Computer Shop * My husband and I spent 45 min explaining to an airline call center agent the difference between arrival and departure. How is your holiday prep going * Stop Trying To Understand * System issues cause a single mother panic, I look deeper
Dec 3, 2021
14 min
I do not work at this strip club
* I work at this store, but this is not the store to ask those questions * 7 months into my first help desk job, I feel sad for getting somebody fired yesterday * I do not work in this strip club * I'm a Lawyer * Perhaps the 2Pines is better for your financial needs
Nov 30, 2021
12 min
Sunday Night Mall rats
* Customer Stalking Employees * I dunno, just give her whatever she asks you for. Mmm...not how that works * IT, but not here * Oops, I almost shouted at a guest. In my defense, she was being super dumb * Sunday Night Mall rats
Nov 12, 2021
10 min
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