<ol>
 <li>Her name is Sophie!</li>
 <li>Karen yells we need to get our act together</li>
  <li>My Hero Cashier</li>
  <li>Where is your lanyard?!</li>
  <li>You don't deserve to have a job! Debatable, but you're still wrong.</li>
</ol>

my arm is soaked in cat pee and there's a snake stuck to my pants

In the Retail Theater, the synthetic playhouse performs stories about people acting up in retail or consumer situations. The stories themselves are funny or recount unthinkable behaviors. What makes these performances entertaining, albeit quirky, is that artificial intelligence is used as much as possible in the performance.