After a long break our brave heros return to the barren land of their bedrooms and once again take up microphones against the world in general... In the eleventh exciting episode of Questionable Motivation hear about immortal crazy pigeons, scary students, a chair that's also a bear and how maiming elderly Japanese people is currently being pioneered by a psychopathic nurse as a treatment for stress. If you played "Guess the Teacher", don't forget that you can email us at [email protected] :)

Imagine... Ben, James and Jeanes facing off in the ultimate superhero battle to the death? THIS IS ON!

The uncut audio record of a portion of drunken birthday celebrations, during which myself, a few QM regulars, and a whole load of other people contemplate the human condition. Or rather, the condition of our own mistreated mortal vessels as I get relentlessly abused, we have a nipple-off, drink copious amounts of alcohol, watch a swat team rappel through the window, give a leg up to a malformed spider with split ends, drink more alcohol, find out why opening an umbrella inside a lesbian is bad luck, and chastise James for forgetting his lubricant.

We're back! And we're on form too, bringing you an early Christmas gift of entertainment and self realisation. Ben Jeans, James and I discuss my recent travels, why the Andrex brand makes very little sense and the lovely mr Dave- Enjoy! Join the Facebook page too, and email us on [email protected] Xx

So this week we rambled all over the place, but it was fun and the result is almost an hour of pure awesome! James Palmer and Ben Jeanes are my honoured guests for the evening of thrills one might experience by clicking that download button over there... Go on... You know you want to :D Don't forget to email us on [email protected] And Join the Facebook pace for tons of awesome extras :)

So here it is- BenT is moving away. He couldn't be here this week so Myles, Adam and myself put together a special tribute show- listen to the end for my tribute to BenT :) Also discussed: Asia, marrying yourself, kissing snakes, being arrested for forum trolling, Asia, a fully automated crab machine, Asia, and Asia. (Yes I had a bit of a binge on "WeirdAsiaNews.com") Mail us on [email protected] , and don't forget to join the shiny new Facebook page!

OK, so first of all I should probably explain the rather disturbing picture of me which is serving as this weeks cover art; basically, we had James on. However, determined to (as always) go above and beyond your expectations we also played host to Ben Jeanes, giving us a grand total of two guests! Also, for some reason about two thirds of the stories we did this week were full of cock. I don't know why. Enjoy, and email us at [email protected] -we would love to hear from you :)

James comes back, our equipment fucks up and I reveal my secret desire to become a lap dancer, BenT also plays a game of cock roulette :D Go on, email us at [email protected] -you know you want to.

This week Ben H discusses adultery, BenT shares some of his bedtime viewing material in "lolshock roulette", and Adam guests! My favourite quote from this week's show? "That looks like Cthulu but out of the arse!" Enjoy :) Oh, and contact us via [email protected] with your feedback.

We talked about some fucked up animals, then about a fucked up guy trying to shag a dinosaur, then I got destroyed for about ten minutes. Fun! :D