The uncut audio record of a portion of drunken birthday celebrations, during which myself, a few QM regulars, and a whole load of other people contemplate the human condition. Or rather, the condition of our own mistreated mortal vessels as I get relentlessly abused, we have a nipple-off, drink copious amounts of alcohol, watch a swat team rappel through the window, give a leg up to a malformed spider with split ends, drink more alcohol, find out why opening an umbrella inside a lesbian is bad luck, and chastise James for forgetting his lubricant.