An article listing "14 Signs You're a Good Mom" [https://www.scarymommy.com/messy-mom-good-mom/] got us talking about all those dead giveaways that a child lives in your house: toys in the bathtub, random detritus in all kinds of odd places, and so on. We agree with the author's conclusion that these are all signs that a mom has her priorities (if not her stuff) in the right place.