Where to begin? Our food tour was cancelled. Doug's interview was canned. And ROCinMOUTH.com didn't get nominated for anything in The Best of Rochester. To make matters worse, we have to entertain special guest Chris Lindstrom, a food critic, beverage "expert," and someone who did get nominated. On the bright side, after reviewing some beers and surviving Sondra's drug addled aunt Kathy's interruptions, we get Chris to reveal a major conspiracy.

After a tour of the Black Button Distillationary, the crew brushes of their buzz by discussing spirits. New personal goals are made including: Cub's baseball, not being a failure at all the medias, and what to do when you've got over 25 followers. Turn it up!

In this sizzling summer episode the gang explores the letter G--or at least "G" sounding words. Guns - based on personality, spirit guns are selected. Jazz - A food truck rodeo gets chippy when the interns are let loose. Jet-Skis - Plans are put in motion for the most epic food tour of all time. So get in, gear up, and get ready. This ones's gonna be great.

How come nobody told us Prince is Dead? In this episode Gregg discovers wine and gets smart (sort of), Sondra tries to sell the boys on the quality of the Canadian educational system, and Doug fondly talks about the time he got touched to a Prince song. And our engineer, Carl, is probably dying of some illness.

Craft beer, exploring our solar system, and a symphonic masterpiece collide. The crew gets hammered when they attempt to drink 7 beers before Gustav Holst's iconic opus, The Planets, ends. Will they rise to the challenge and survive? Or will they go the way of Pluto and be left in the cold?

March Madness is in full swing, and in this episode the crew exorcise their demons as they discuss their favorite schools. Food porn controversy, ROC's newest food site, a rival wine blogger. It's a final four of rage for Gregg, Sondra, and Dougie.