Where to begin? Our food tour was cancelled. Doug's interview was canned. And ROCinMOUTH.com didn't get nominated for anything in The Best of Rochester. To make matters worse, we have to entertain special guest Chris Lindstrom, a food critic, beverage "expert," and someone who did get nominated.

On the bright side, after reviewing some beers and surviving Sondra's drug addled aunt Kathy's interruptions, we get Chris to reveal a major conspiracy.

ROC in Your Mouth is no ordinary food blog. This isn't a cute diary entry. And where most Rochester sites give you a toothless review, this blog bites hard. We offer hard hitting food and beverage reviews with no-nonsense scores, and an all access podcast that puts you at the heart of the Rochester food scene.