I will become a modern slave if this does not work PLEASE HELP. For the full episode, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

My white nonbinary sock called our dog the n word. For weekly bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Come along take a ride with my fantastic semen. For weekly bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

I know I should have never let my bisexual husband have sexual freedom, now he's just watching porn on his phone for 5 hours a day. For the full episode, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Ira Glass coming at you on the 1s and 2s. For weekly bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Much like Martin Luther King Jr, I have a dream. A dream to buy Africa and make it a better place for everyone. For the full episode, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Well, I didn't want to say this, but I have cancer from fat women. That's right, they caused it, not my smoking or family history, it's fat women. For weekly bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Well, I tasered my cat again. It's unfortunate, but ultimately in service of the greater good, it's so my wife will be safe.  For weekly bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Filling up my snake feeder with mice. Throwing rocks at my neighbor's stupid horse. For the full episode, go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial

Felix has returned to the podcast to look at the legendary bodybuilding.com forums. We went over unpopular opinions, what it was like to be the only gang in town, and why bodybuilders find Saving Private Ryan to be boring. Spencer also fills in for Griffin on this one. For weekly bonus episodes of our show, you can go to patreon.com/mostcontroversial