Do you remember the classic shows from the hit TV channel TLC? In this episode, I discuss shows such as 19 Kids and Counting, What Not to Wear, Toddlers and Tiaras, and many more. All I’m saying is maybe “The Learning Channel” should start calling itself “The Trauma Channel.”

If you’ve consumed any news in the last 24 hours, you’ve heard that Taylor Swift recently broke up with her boyfriend. I’m here to (hypocritically, I guess) rant about why it’s so wrong to be speculating about this woman’s relationship and personal life, especially in toxic ways. Reddit Swifties. Twitter Swifties. SwiftTok. This is none of your business. Stop it.

Ever wonder what a certified elementary teacher thinks about showing kids the movie Parasite? What about White Chicks? Or Dumbo (scarier for kids than you would think)? Tune in to hear my opinion on the developmental appropriateness of 10 random movies selected from my Letterboxd watched films. You're in for a chaotic but thoroughly entertaining ride.

There are several names we recognize as soon as their voice hits the radio: Katy Perry, Rihanna, Ed Sheeran (for better or worse). And that's all good and fine. But my favorite niche in the music industry is what we like to call the Sad Girls™️. This cultural phenomenon appreciates solo women in music who don't write your average party song but rather your special crying in the club song. Driving in the mountains. Looking at the stars. It is these women who will compete in the Sad Girl Olympics, using a foolproof scoring system of my creation that will decide who will go home with the gold.

Reminisce with me while I discuss the childhood classics: Diary of a Wimpy Kid, American Girl, Encyclopedia Brown, and so many other books series. Embrace your inner child and dive into the past with me.

Now before you get yourself in a tizzy about the title because your baby Skippy is a perfect little angel, I’m only talking about the inconsiderate dog owners. You know, the ones that let their 2 huge dogs attack my cat outside and waved to me like we’re at a church barbecue and not like their dog just ASSAULTED my beautiful baby boy. Listen to my thoughts on the dog vs. cat war, and then you can determine a winner… if there is one.

The title says it all. Where will YOUR favorite (and least favorite) social media sites/apps end up on my tier list? Listen to hear my position on Twitter, Reddit, Wattpad, and so many more apps that threaten our way of existence every day, whether we realize it or not. 

No matter how big or small you are, everyone faces a moment of truth in their lifetime: am I going to conform and be what they want me to be, or am I going to unapologetically be myself? In this episode, I talk about 3 people (real and fictional) who are in their “reputation era:” Queen Sza, Chef Julian Slowik, and Matty Healy: the FDA’s worst nightmare. Join me as I break down what it means to be in your reputation era and break down examples and non-examples of how you, too, can come into your own.

Did you know the Little Drummer Boy is CANCELED?!? Or that Frosty the Snowman is considered an archetype of Christ in the evangelical community? How about the fact that Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer is a story we DON’T want to tell our kids?? 😤 After listening to this episode, you’ll know whether your favorite Christmas movies are on the naughty or nice list.

Gather ‘round as I tell you some tales from my sophomore year of high school.