Connie and Jeromy face hard decisions regarding whether or not to get adults involved and whether or not three kids should hang out in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. Doug Wilhelm feels some kind of way about his city council, and he’s going to rant about it in a children’s book.

Jason and Connie face hard decisions regarding Streak material, weighing more in Denver, and apples and oranges. Kip has the most muscular legs you’ve ever seen… and he doesn’t seem to mind you looking!

Jeromy and Jason face hard decisions regarding the handedness of the starting lineup, throwing to third, and… pigeon juice. Time for the gang to practice their ball handling skills.

Connie and Jeromy face hard decisions regarding whistles and clicks, a blimp trip, and treasure hunting. Wrrrupp, wrrrupp, wrrrupp!

Jason and Connie face hard decisions regarding probing their finger panels, the possibility of night clubs, and trusting Bat Kid. Jeromy refuses to apologize for the voices of Uncle Jardon and Murphy; send your angry emails to [email protected].

Jeromy and Jason face hard decisions regarding a prize greater than they could ever imagine, a rigged raffle, and a chance to terrify an old lady. The book started out so promising… and then Jeromy fell asleep again.

Connie and Jeromy face hard decisions regarding a gang initiation, shooting the pier, and risking an ass-kicking. “Hey, off my wave, gremmie!”

Jason and Connie face hard decisions regarding a rescue mission, expanding indefinitely, and that’s it! No other choices. This book is so long-winded, it took almost 30 minutes just to reach the first choice.

Jeromy and Jason face hard decisions regarding taking a hint, taking a vehicle, and taking a shortcut. Let the battle of the sexy doctors begin!

Connie and Jeromy face hard decisions regarding rich men, America, and a fast current. Sound the ram’s horn! It won’t keep the gang from getting lost, but it probably sounds cool.