Today we talk about what scary characters can say ***** and which can’t. ENJOY!  Be your own boss. No dress code, no commute, no Steve from accounting. Free trial at https://shopify.com/inly 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🔗Follow our Podcast Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/ineverlikedyoupod 🎟️Nick’s Chicago Show Tickets! 7pm show: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/56064109/hear-me-out-with-nick-smith-special-event-chicago-zanies-chicago 915pm show: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/83934669/hear-me-out-with-nick-smith-special-event-chicago-zanies-chicago?partner_id=100 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Can you believe it's already spooky season? (I can't) 2:03 What Scary Characters can say ******? 2:17 Kelly Rowland saying it 3:09 Michael Myers 4:24 Freddy Krueger 4:50 Jason 5:09 Leatherface 5:54 Ghostface 7:05 Pinhead 7:31 Chucky 8:00 Pennywise 8:51 Samara Morgan 9:22 Jigsaw 9:54 Candyman 10:25 Annabelle 10:48 The Nun 11:18 Norman Bates 11:42 Regan MacNeil 12:09 Carrie 14:06 Jack Skellington 14:20 Sally 14:46 The Sanderson Sisters 15:27 Max Dennison 16:30 Casper 16:44 Beetlejuice 17:00 Lydia Deetz 17:12 Linus 17:54 Boo 18:23 Sulley 18:46 Wednesday Adams 18:51 Gomez Adams 19:00 Morticia Adams 19:03 Uncle Fester 19:05 Lurch 19:21 Elvira 19:41 The Ghostbusters 19:58 Slimer 20:05 The Blair Witch 20:15 The Babadook 20:21 Charlie Graham 20:50 The Wicked Witch of the West 21:03 Elphaba 22:06 Sabrina Spellman 22:18 Salem (Sabrina The Teenage Witch) 22:30 The Craft Nancy Downs 22:47 Dracula 23:03 Nosferatu 23:56 Twilight 24:28 Frankenstein 24:39 Scooby Doo 25:37 Shaggy (Scooby Doo) 25:39 Velma (Scooby Doo) 25:41 Daphne (Scooby Doo) 26:28 Buffy The Vampire Slayer 27:16 Charmed 27:41 The Scary Movie Franchise 28:10 Nick Scary Movie Clip Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We battle it out on todays epiosde and find out who is the greatest female singer of all time. We hope you enjoy! F*%k your khakis and get The Perfect Jean 15% off with the code INLY15 at theperfectjean.nyc/INLY15 #theperfectjeanpod  🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🔗Follow our Podcast Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/ineverlikedyoupod 🎟️Nick’s Chicago Show Tickets! 7pm show: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/56064109/hear-me-out-with-nick-smith-special-event-chicago-zanies-chicago 915pm show: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/83934669/hear-me-out-with-nick-smith-special-event-chicago-zanies-chicago?partner_id=100 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Who is the greatest female singer of all time? 0:50 Disclaimer! Not everyone can be included 1:18 They have to agree on each answer 1:49 Celine Dion vs Ella Fitzgerald 5:37 Barbra Streisand vs Beyoncé 9:32 Dolly Parton vs Minnie Riperton 11:37 Mariah Carey vs Brandy 13:37 Jennifer Hudson vs Sarah Vaughan 15:17 Ariana Grande vs Tina Turner 18:49 Whitney Houston vs Jessie J 20:01 Maria Callas vs Cynthia Erivo 27:17 Judy Garland vs Lady Gaga 28:08 Karen Carpenter vs Lillias White 29:54 Adele vs Diana Ross 30:38 Etta James vs Christina Aguilera 32:15 Toni Braxton vs Donna Summer 33:48 Faith Hill vs Chaka Khan 34:59 Ella Fitzgerald vs Barbra Streisand 37:48 Minnie Riperton vs Mariah Carey 38:12 Aretha Franklin vs Sarah Vaughan 38:24 Ariana Grande vs Patti LaBelle 38:45 Whitney Houston vs Maria Callas 38:54 Judy Garland vs Lillias White 39:17 Adele vs Etta James 39:54 Donna Summer vs Chaka Khan 40:16 Ella Fitzgerald vs Barbra Streisand Again 42:25 Aretha Franklin vs Patti LaBelle 44:01 Whitney Houston vs Judy Garland 45:10 Etta James vs Donna Summer 45:33 Mariah Carey vs Aretha Franklin 51:29 Whitney Houston vs Donna Summer 51:35 THE FINALS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On todays episode we talk to the amazing Jesse Tyler Ferguson. We talk about his favorite modern family moment, his first break in The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee, having adele over for dinner and, so much more! Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Head to https://www.rula.com to find a therapist the easy way. #ad  🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🔗Follow our Podcast Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/ineverlikedyoupod 🎟️Nick’s Chicago Show Tickets! 7pm show: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/56064109/hear-me-out-with-nick-smith-special-event-chicago-zanies-chicago 915pm show: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/83934669/hear-me-out-with-nick-smith-special-event-chicago-zanies-chicago?partner_id=100 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Intro 0:20 Jesse's beautiful home 0:32 Going to the cock 2:38 Nick's blouse 3:25 Dressed 2 Impress 4:51 Legos 6:52 Broadway days 7:57 Getting pulled from Broadway to do TV 10:25 Which of us could pass for straight 11:15 What role could Nick do on Broadway? 12:58 Who would you want to play in Oh, Mary 14:11 Dina Martina 15:02 Favorite musical of all time? 15:24 Meeting Dina Martina 16:10 Miss Coco Peru 16:36 Tableside food 17:31 Do you like the Olive Garden? 18:19 Favorite restaurant in NY? 20:01 What's it like being on Architectural Digest? 23:46 First time moving to NY 25:34 Madeline Kahn 27:33 Getting Putnam County Spelling Bee 29:10 Going to the White Room on stage 37:11 I can't dance 38:53 Do you like TV or theatre better? 40:37 Modern Family 44:07 Being on a long running show 46:37 Favorite celebrity cameo on Modern Family 48:25 Nick's first bowtie 49:48 Rapid fire questions 51:33 Favorite role in theatre? 51:43 Dream role? 52:27 If you were in Wicked, who would you play? 55:35 LA or NYC? 55:49 Besides NY or LA, where would you live? 56:35 Favorite moment from Modern Family? 58:44 Modern Family reunion 59:41 What TV show role would you want to be in? 1:00:50 Favorite Golden Girls quote? 1:02:47 Most starstruck you've ever been? 1:03:01 Meeting Adele 1:04:26 Having Adele over for dinner 1:07:22 Nick's Scary Movie clip, Nightmare on Elm Street Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this weeks episode, we talk about both being single and who we should date. Enjoy! F*%k your khakis and get The Perfect Jean 15% off with the code INLY15 at http://theperfectjean.nyc/INLY15  #theperfectjeanpod #ad 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🔗Follow our Podcast Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/ineverlikedyoupod 🎟️Nick’s Chicago Show Tickets! 7pm show: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/56064109/hear-me-out-with-nick-smith-special-event-chicago-zanies-chicago 915pm show: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/83934669/hear-me-out-with-nick-smith-special-event-chicago-zanies-chicago?partner_id=100 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Who should we date? 2:42 Who should Matteo date? 8:27 Who should Nick date? 17:05 Who do you want to date? 25:30 Making Matteo's Dating Profile 37:46 Setting a New Dating Goal Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this weeks episode, we discuss camping. We both know it would go horribly for both of them, but for some reason Nick thinks he is invincible and can last 6 months in the woods. ENJOY!! Sign up for your free trial at https://shopify.com/inly 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🔗Follow our Podcast Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/ineverlikedyoupod 🎟️Nick’s Chicago Show Tickets! 7pm show: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/56064109/hear-me-out-with-nick-smith-special-event-chicago-zanies-chicago 915pm show: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/83934669/hear-me-out-with-nick-smith-special-event-chicago-zanies-chicago?partner_id=100 Nick NY Show! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-2000334993814 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Intro 0:33 Nick's first time camping 1:26 Has Matteo been camping? 3:42 Get us on The Amazing Race 4:14 Who would last longer camping? 12:12 How long can you go without a shower? 13:08 Nick's Survival Guide 14:25 Bugs 16:19 No cell service 17:05 Do you know how to start a fire? 18:30 S'mores 18:43 Nick doesn't like things on his fingers, but he'll survive six months in a forest with his ragtag group of things he can't use 21:44 Where does tree sap come from? 23:21 What are you wearing in the wilderness? 25:05 Who survives longer? 37:22 Nick watches Alien Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On todays episode we have Jared Freid on! We talk about if we are the favorite child, getting called overweight by your dad and wearing speedos. Find your next fall favorites at Quince. Download the Quince app for app-exclusive offers, or go to http://www.Quince.com/INLY Get free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada and the UK, too. That’s http://Quince.com/INLY Check out Jared: https://www.instagram.com/jaredfreid/?hl=en 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🔗Follow our Podcast Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/ineverlikedyoupod 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Intro  0:17 What Part of Your Family Are We? 0:31 Nick's New Blouse? 2:53 Moms on Facebook! 3:46 How Old Is Nick? 5:03 Jane Lynch 5:40 How Jane Lynch Got Started 5:55 Improv Classes 7:24 Moving to Florida 7:43 My Dad Asked Me How Much I Weighed 12:01 How Matteo & Jared Met 13:13 Did Nick Sound Straight? 14:12 Who Would Be the Most Straight at the Bar? 16:21 Nick and Jared Go to a Bar 19:57 Do Your Parents Prefer Your Brother Over You? 21:56 Fighting Over Beach Chairs 23:34 Wearing Speedos 27:59 Are You Dating Right Now? 30:16 Writing a Dating Book 33:44 Quitting Drinking 35:45 Rapid Fire Questions 39:02 Nick Watches Saw Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Today we are talking about what sports are gay and which are not. ENJOY! If you’re ready to stop talking yourself out of finding care and making progress, then head to rula.com That’s https://rula.com and take the first step. #ad #sponsor 🔗Follow our Podcast Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/ineverlikedyoupod 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🎟️Nick’s Chicago Show Tickets! 7pm show: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/56064109/hear-me-out-with-nick-smith-special-event-chicago-zanies-chicago 9pm show:https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/83934669/hear-me-out-with-nick-smith-special-event-chicago-zanies-chicago?partner_id=100 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Intro 2:04 Playing Sports growing up 4:07 Volleyball 6:07 Roller Hockey 6:41 Football 6:54 Baseball 7:15 Softball 7:46 Basketball 8:39 Soccer 9:21 Lacrosse 9:53 Diving? 10:36 Swimming 11:30 Synchronized Swimming 13:24 Figure Skating 13:31 Gymnastics 14:51 Boxing 14:57 Wrestling 15:01 Cycling 15:48 Equestrian 16:24 Fencing 17:03 F1 17:07 Golf 17:49 MMA 18:10 Rowing 18:50 Archery 19:07 Sailing 19:26 Skateboarding 19:53 Surfing 20:00 Table Tennis 20:20 Tennis 21:01 Dodgeball 21:23 Waterpolo 21:41 Rugby 22:12 Weightlifting 22:34 Cheerleading 22:44 If we could be amazing at one sport? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On todays episode we have Grace Reiter on! We talk about the sucsess of her hunger games remake, remaking twilight, and we try to do some improv together. ENJOY! 🌎 Get an exclusive 15% discount on your first Saily data plans! Use code never at checkout. Download the Saily app or go to https://saily.com/never ⛵ Follow Grace: https://www.instagram.com/gracereiter1/ 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Welcome Grace to the Show! 0:26 We Love You 1:46 The Odyssey Remake 2:46 French & Saunders 5:12 Being Funny With Friends 5:19 Funny at Matteo 6:39 Improv on the Titanic 10:45 Filming The Hunger Games Spoof 12:31 Fan Edits 13:53 The Plan to Make Twilight 14:35 Do You Love or Hate These Movies? 15:46 Have Any Actors From the Movie Seen It? 16:54 Twilight 21:27 Who Are You Playing in Twilight 22:12 What's After Twilight? 28:57 Are You Worried People Will Copy You? 29:34 Cast of Twilight Film 30:40 New Netflix Show 31:51 How Long to Film Twilight 33:46 Grace on Broadway? 36:36 What Can You Tell Us About the Netflix Show? 37:43 We Do Improv 39:01 Grace/Nick Poker Night Improv 41:14 Grace/Matteo Improv 44:58 Matteo/Nick Bike Shop Improv 48:32 Nick's Rapid Fire Questions 56:48 The Midwest Avengers Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Today we are taking some more listener calls and boy o boy what an episode! Enjoy! Leave us a voicemail with your questions or advice requests! We loved making this episode and hope you enjoyed it too. Let us know if you want more! A note on voicemails: We listen to all of them, but tend to pick ones that are lighthearted and not too long, unless it's a truly wild story. Call us: (929) 432-4193‬ F*%k your khakis and get The Perfect Jean 15% off with the code INLY15 at https://theperfectjean.nyc/INLY15 #theperfectjeanpod 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Voicemails Episode 0:09 Our New Sign! 3:37 What was your past life? 10:12 What if Chipotle and Dunkin didn't exist 14:35 Trixie or Katya 16:15 Thanks for introducing me to Liza Minnelli 19:10 Really Long Fart Call 20:56 FMK Pizza Hut, Olive Garden, Michael's 23:17 Nick calls in 24:45 Nick's ancestry 27:49 Deer expert calls in and we learn 35:18 Caller calls in to show off to Nick 37:18 Nick watches hereditary for first time Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Today we have a special guest on the show, Roz Hernandez! We talk about all things ghosts, her journey across america and her new audiobook. Enjoy! Sign up for your free trial at https://shopify.com/inly Check out Roz: https://www.instagram.com/rozhernandez/ 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Intro0:33 How Matteo and Roz Met1:17 You Genuinely Believe in Ghosts?1:34 Every Ghost Show Ever3:46 What Is the Ghost Technology That's Used?5:45 Being on a Ghost Show8:22 Have You Had a Paranormal Experience9:18 Getting Scared by a Ghost9:57 Getting Called a Slur by a Ghost13:34 Roz's New Book21:05 Gay Camp27:33 Talking to People Across the Country30:58 Gay Cruises31:55 Nick Rapid Fire Questions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices