Fun of Missing Out

ACT ONE

We start with a bunny funeral. Oh it’s the trailer. Is this the one that released? It’s confusing… there’s like presidential march music, LeeAnne’s wedding, a lot of the same blue event being shown. 

Stephanie’s opening credit look is wild. It’s like a fruit roll up. 

As part of the checkins we see Cameron get her dog a manicure. Her dog must hate her. 

LeeAnne visits her venue. She talks about how her hair is blonde now and she’s getting back to her roots but does air quotes for ‘haha.’ 

Leeanne’s wedding planner shows up. Looks like Austin Pwers. 

Leeanne gets really excited about this gold square candle piece. Its hideous, and the mirror behind it isnt even a mirror. The lady goes ‘and it’ll have REAL CANDLES!!”

Leeanne is not going to invite Dandra to the wedding. These two are donezo right…? 

What is going on with leeannes face? From some angles she looks good. But from other angles I feel like I’m not looking at the same person… the lips got bigger, the nose is a little different. 

AT D’ANDRAS HOUSE

MORE drama with D’andra and the family business! They stopped doing christian infomercials and lost a ton of money. Dee told the financial person not to tell Dandra what was going on with the business. I don’t trust Dee guys. 

Dandra isnt allowed to take money out of the trust. Dandra says she likes nice things and doesn’t want to give them up. 

ACT TWO

Stephanie and Travis at home. Stephanie’s interview look with the glitzy high collar is like a version of what Dorit would wear. 

D’andra’s 50th birthday is coming up. Stephanie wants Travis to talk to D’andra because he has the same relationship with his dad as she does with her mom. 

Stephanie thinks D’andra and Leeanne can fix things. I think this is a terrible idea. 

BRANDI’S HOUSE

Oh good. More screaming children. 

Brandi feels like Brooklyn is getting too sassy. She thinks her ‘aunt flo’ might be coming. 

I’m so glad we see that Brooklyn is putting on spray tan because this entire time I thought her face and neck were two different colors in the promos. 

ACT THREE

Dandra and Dee visit her dad’s grave. They discuss him on a bench. 

Dee’s make up is terrifying. D’andra’s dad predicted they would not get along. D’andra twists this into something about the company. 

D’andra explains that Dee gets $60,000 a year from the company. D’andra has taken a pay cut and wants her mom too as well. She dances around the issue and finally asks her. 

Dee is fine giving up the $60k. This scene is being scored with diabolical music. Isn’t this a good thing? D’andra is saying they’ve discussed this before and Dee said no. Well, Dee obviously saves these things for camera. She doesn’t want to look like a bad person. 

The interviewer asks D’andra if she would give up the trust so her mom couldnt control her anymore. She says no. I don’t blame her. Also, even if she did give it up, she would still be under her mom’s thumb because her mom has an emotional hold on her. 

Where’s Kameron?!

ACT FOUR

Kameron packing for a trip. Her daughter… is a ham. 

Stephanie calls Kameron… why is kameron allowed to go on vacation and miss the first event of the season? 

I don’t believe in anything Kameron says. It’s allll draggedddd outtttt. KAmeron says Fomo is fun of missing out. 

Kam calls Leeanne to warn her that dandra will be coming. The voicemail gets disconnected. 

MEET KARY

Kary has a very friend of aesthetic.

New girl is here. Why are we flashing back to their meeting?! We need to see her meet everyone

Dandras husband is grilling outside and all the smoke is coming in. CLOSE THE DOOR!

Dandra talks about the relationship counselor which I guess never happened. 

Kary knows leeane through cary duber. 

ACT 5

KARY AT HOME

Now Kary is getting ready for spring break?! Why are people just dipping out of town left and right?! 

Kary’s husband is steven colbert. 

Thank god Kary has an older child that seems normal and not a huge ham. 

The key to a perfect housewife child is one that is sensible and can’t stand their housewife mother. It’s the perfect combination. 

STEPHANIE AND BRANDI TRY TO GET LEEANNE AND DANDRA TO MAKE UP

These two were always going to make up because they had real love their, and they’re both ultimately ‘real’ people. Even if Brandy is annoying. Leeanne, however, is two different people, and D’andra is stubborn and kind of a brat. It’s just a bad combination. 

I love that Leeanne shows up wtih the same hair color as D’andra. They also blend in with Brandi’s hair a little bit which will be confusing going forward. 

D’andra tells us after reunion that Rich sent a text message to Jeremy that Rich was going to expose Jeremy for some affair he was having. 

D’andra says Leeanne made the comment about Cary’s husband, so why isn’t it ok for Dandra to ask Leeanne something similar? She has a point, but also then Leeanne says she learned her lesson. 

FUNNY -- Then leeanne says, your posture and everything makes you look like you think you’re better than me. You’re right. You are better, you’re richer, you’re prettier. Stephanie: You’re both amazing. 

Leeane has a point. D’andra is sitting up straight formally and hoitey toitey. I think Leeanne’s soft spoken thing is calculated and she’s doing it on purpose. 

ACT 6

D’andra apologizes to Leeanne again. D’andra: “It wont serve me any good going forward.” Leanne: It didn’t serve you any good then. D’andra takes that personally. They nitpick and react over every little thing. 

Brandy: How do we get to a point where we can laugh about it?! That’s really how brandy’s brain works… it’s not that simple. I don’t think they’ll ever laugh about this. 

I’ve truly never felt less hope for the future of a friendship after this apology. 

D’andra does a toast with Leeanne and D’andra does this fake formal thing with Leeanne that I think doesn’t go over well. She does do a bit of a holier than thou thing. 

OMG Leanne gets up to roast D’andra in the next episode and I’m terrified!!