Growing Up Christian
Growing Up Christian
Sam & Casey
Growing Up Christian is a weekly podcast hosted by Sam and Casey. Each episode they discuss the good, the bad, and the undeniably strange aspects of coming of age in the late 90’s/early 2000’s Christian culture.
Ep. 275 – Blue Balls Yield Black Lungs
This week we're checking out some r/christiandating and r/christianmarriage posts about leaving your boyfriend/husband. Then we're discussing "Dr" David E. Clarke, a Christian psychologist of dubious credentials who has authored 17 books and gives some very concerning relationship and parenting advice. A so-called expert on narcissists (or "narcs" as he insists on calling them), Dr Clarke proports to diagnose your partner's narcissism and tell you which of his books will fix all of your problems over the course of a 45 minute "advice session" phone call. What an incredible spiritual gift, huh? So lock your narc out of the house and enjoy the show!
Jun 19
2 hr 1 min
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Ep. 274 – Pastor Ted Shuttlesworth Jr: This Is the Scrotiac Speaking
This week we start off with a Reddit post from a incensed accountant who asks whether or not it's her Christian duty to lose her job over processing an expense from the boss she doesn't like. Then we're sifting through the somewhat recent scandals of Ted Shuttlesworth Jr. – the creeper in the code! Teddy comes from a long line of charismatic doomsayers and flimflam men plaguing south Florida, where he and his wife Carolyn pastor Miracle Word Church in West Palm Beach. Ted came under fire earlier this year when he confessed to having "loose and inappropriate conversations with the opposite sex" which "culminated in sexual activity with a woman who is not my wife," a statement which paints the rosiest picture possible of somewhere around 15 years of sexual harassment, spiritual manipulation, and adultery. Join us as we dive deeper into this sordid story!
Jun 12
1 hr 58 min
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Ep. 273 – The Book of Mormon: Less Wrothy, More Frothy Moroni
This week we're chatting about how cheap Sam is, the Graham Platner smear campaign, whether or not it's sinful to be a furry, and then we're doubling back on the Book of Alma! According to Reddit Mormons, we skipped over one of the most exciting stories Joseph Smith committed to paper when we got bored and skipped the second half of the book. It's the story of Moroni's suppression of a rebellion, his vanquishing of the eternally naughty Lamenites, and the introduction of a very funny character that I just couldn't wait to tell Sam about. Enjoy the show!
Jun 5
1 hr 53 min
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Ep. 273 — God, Send Me A Hot Wife to Love Me Like I Love Me w/ Fashion Designer Isaiah Isaac
This week we're reuniting with an old friend of ours from the Liberty University days, fashion designer and artist Isaiah Isaac! Isaiah has a story unlike any we've covered on the show. By the time we met him, he had pretty much come to grips with the fact that he was gay, and he didn't spend his time at Liberty trying to "reform" himself. There was no way Christian college was going to keep his attention, though, so he left LU and started working towards a career in the fashion industry where he has been very successful. Isaiah is one-of-a-kind, and it was so much fun catching up with him! You can follow his work on Instagram (@isaiah.isaac_) or by visiting his website at www.isaiahisaac.com!
May 29
1 hr 46 min
Video
Ep. 272 – r/christianmarriage: Massage Parlors of the Pud-Tugging Variety
This week we're combing through the internet and offering some sage wisdom to the frustrated women of r/christianmarriage and r/christiandating! Then we're discussing the arrest of the "holiest man alive," missionary Daniel Savala. He recently pled guilty to abusing boys for decades, which some worry may tarnish his reputation. What a world, huh? However, Savala seems to be the tip of a horrifically large iceberg…
May 22
2 hr 6 min
Video
Ep. 271 – Dare to Discipline: Dr. Dobson's Glossary Criminal Slang
This week we're revisiting the must-have book for any parent: Dare to Discipline by Dr. James Dobson, the Kim Il Sung of Focus on the Family! There's a riveting chapter about the perils of child drug abuse, and Jimmy D will teach you the symptoms and slang terms necessary to spot a budding barbiturate dependency in your tipsy teen-turned-prostitute. But before that, we're once again cracking open the Apocrypha to study a scathing rebuke of both potty mouths like Sam and, well... women in general. Enjoy the show!
May 15
1 hr 46 min
Video
Ep. 270 – Reverend Russel Brand Crowned Sword Drill Champion
This week we're catching up on a few stories that have been in the news, including Russel Brand sharing his powerful testimony with Pierce Morgan, the very real and terrifying Iranian dolphin torpedo threat, and The Onion's acquisition of InfoWars! Then we dive into some of our favorite subreddits, including r/christiandating and r/christianmarriage for some salient relationship advice including when it's appropriate to use law enforcement as a means of teaching your wife Biblical submission. Enjoy the show!
May 7
1 hr 51 min
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Ep. 269 – DrWitnesser: The Rootinest, Tootinest, Slur-Slinging Evange-legume on the Fortnite Frontier
This week we're joined by our old friend Jay to discuss Twitch lolcow and one of the most annoying internet creatures in recent memory, DrWitnesser/TheFaithfulSheriff! The gimmick is simple: clip farm your streams by "sharing the Gospel" in the most shallow way imaginable with your Fortnite lobby of mostly children. When people inevitably react to the rage-bait tactics, cry about being persecuted for your beliefs. It's a tried-and-true scheme, but one that TheFaithfulSheriff puts a fresh spin on by directly copying the personas of more successful streamers. Now add in the fact that he's a sloppymaxxing culture war hack, and I'm sure you're starting to feel that blunt, familiar ache around your temples. Believe me, it's only going to get worse…
Apr 30
1 hr 34 min
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Ep. 268 – Dare to Discipline: Dr. Dobson's Autism Boo Box
This week we're taking a look at a fascinating book written by the late great Dr. James Dobson: "The New Dare to Discipline." This quintessential parenting guide was originally written by the good doctor while his own children were still in preschool, which the haters will say invalidates its timeless Biblical themes and enhanced interrogation techniques. However, the "New" Dare to Discipline is an updated version that is kid-tested, Dobson approved (in much the same way that hair loss medications and carcinogenic cosmetics used to be tested on golden retrievers). We're going to focus on a fantastic chapter called "The Miracle Tools Pt. 1," where Dobby shares some thought-provoking research into the treatment of childhood autism. So sit back, ignore the sounds of screaming children (those aren't added in post for dramatic effect… Sam is on family vacation), and enjoy the show!
Apr 23
1 hr 26 min
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Ep. 267 – When Does Wearing Panties Become a Problem for Almighty God?
This week, we're taking a look at some of the weirdest behavior Jehovah's Witness families see as normal, tackling the tough subject of gendered undergarments as an afront to God, and offering moral and spiritual support to a sister in Christ whose unwavering, lily white purity grinds the gears of the dirty reprobates around her. Enjoy the show!
Apr 10
1 hr 30 min
Video
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