Today's questions involve John from the bar, self-identified cat people, and co-parenting pets with an ex.
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Episode 12 - The disappearing bat-shaped pizza special

Two girls who speak guy offer pragmatic, often funny, straightforward relationship advice to listeners. 

Girlfriend Translator is the anti-man-shaming relationship advice show. Every week, we answer a handful of questions about relationships, ranging from the heartfelt to the absurd.