Girlfriend Translator
Girlfriend Translator
Girlfriend Translator
Two girls who speak guy offer pragmatic, often funny, straightforward relationship advice to listeners. Girlfriend Translator is the anti-man-shaming relationship advice show. Every week, we answer a handful of questions about relationships, ranging from the heartfelt to the absurd.
Episode 36 - $50 for a first date
Today's questions involve arguing while making plans, a relationship that began under false pretenses, getting really bad news while on a break, and a girlfriend who gets a little *too* drunk. Also — Girlfriend Translator is taking a break until the end of the summer. In the meantime, we want to hear from you! Please leave reviews on Apple, Google, and anywhere else you listen with feedback for when we resume the show. We want to make sure our advice is helping you guys in the best way possible.  --- Girlfriend Translator is pragmatic, straightforward advice for men with girlfriends, or men who want girlfriends. Brought to you by two girls who speak guy. Every week we answer a handful of questions from the internet (mostly Reddit) about relationships. --- Need relationship advice? Send your questions to [email protected] for future episodes. --- Theme song is 'It's Time to Go' by Feathers... --- Disclaimer: All advice and commentary provided by Girlfriend Translator is for guidance and entertainment purposes only. Any information provided here is not intended to replace professional medical, psychological, or legal advice. Girlfriend Translator shall not be held accountable for any loss which may arise from any listener's reliance on any service or information provided.
Jul 17, 2022
35 min
Episode 35 - But I deserve something
Today's questions involve a ridiculously persistent neighbor, helping your girlfriend when her friends turn against her, dating a sorority girl, and revealing your innermost feelings over text. --- Girlfriend Translator is pragmatic, straightforward advice for men with girlfriends, or men who want girlfriends. Brought to you by two girls who speak guy. Every week we answer a handful of questions from the internet (mostly Reddit) about relationships. --- Need relationship advice? Send your questions to [email protected] for future episodes. --- Theme song is 'It's Time to Go' by Feathers... --- Disclaimer: All advice and commentary provided by Girlfriend Translator is for guidance and entertainment purposes only. Any information provided here is not intended to replace professional medical, psychological, or legal advice. Girlfriend Translator shall not be held accountable for any loss which may arise from any listener's reliance on any service or information provided.
Jul 9, 2022
32 min
Episode 34 - "Loot Stealer"
Today's questions involve mistaking a blind date for a prostitute, fights during family vacations, a Fortnite friend gone wrong, and girls who don't get along with other girls. --- Girlfriend Translator is pragmatic, straightforward advice for men with girlfriends, or men who want girlfriends. Brought to you by two girls who speak guy. Every week we answer a handful of questions from the internet (mostly Reddit) about relationships. --- Need relationship advice? Send your questions to [email protected] for future episodes. --- Theme song is 'It's Time to Go' by Feathers... --- Disclaimer: All advice and commentary provided by Girlfriend Translator is for guidance and entertainment purposes only. Any information provided here is not intended to replace professional medical, psychological, or legal advice. Girlfriend Translator shall not be held accountable for any loss which may arise from any listener's reliance on any service or information provided.
Jul 2, 2022
35 min
Episode 33 - Moved to tears by a poem
Today's questions involve littering, taking care of extended family (and getting burnt out), anxiety after crying in front of your girlfriend, and car trouble.  --- Girlfriend Translator is pragmatic, straightforward advice for men with girlfriends, or men who want girlfriends. Brought to you by two girls who speak guy. Every week we answer a handful of questions from the internet (mostly Reddit) about relationships. --- Need relationship advice? Send your questions to [email protected] for future episodes. --- Theme song is 'It's Time to Go' by Feathers... --- Disclaimer: All advice and commentary provided by Girlfriend Translator is for guidance and entertainment purposes only. Any information provided here is not intended to replace professional medical, psychological, or legal advice. Girlfriend Translator shall not be held accountable for any loss which may arise from any listener's reliance on any service or information provided.
Jun 25, 2022
32 min
Episode 32 - The case of the mysterious, solitary acrylic nail
Today's questions involve finding a mysterious acrylic nail on the floor, father-ly jealousy, excessive social media habits, and "wait, was that a joke?". --- Girlfriend Translator is pragmatic, straightforward advice for men with girlfriends, or men who want girlfriends. Brought to you by two girls who speak guy. Every week we answer a handful of questions from the internet (mostly Reddit) about relationships. --- Need relationship advice? Send your questions to [email protected] for future episodes. --- Theme song is 'It's Time to Go' by Feathers... --- Disclaimer: All advice and commentary provided by Girlfriend Translator is for guidance and entertainment purposes only. Any information provided here is not intended to replace professional medical, psychological, or legal advice. Girlfriend Translator shall not be held accountable for any loss which may arise from any listener's reliance on any service or information provided.
Jun 18, 2022
34 min
Episode 31 - "Am I being fetishized?!"
Today's questions involve a girlfriend who's way too into Kpop, feeling disconnected from your partner, the questionable ethics of meticulously documenting who said what during arguments, being compared to other men, and earning less money than your lady. --- Girlfriend Translator is pragmatic, straightforward advice for men with girlfriends, or men who want girlfriends. Brought to you by two girls who speak guy. Every week we answer a handful of questions from the internet (mostly Reddit) about relationships. --- Need relationship advice? Send your questions to [email protected] for future episodes. --- Theme song is 'It's Time to Go' by Feathers... --- Disclaimer: All advice and commentary provided by Girlfriend Translator is for guidance and entertainment purposes only. Any information provided here is not intended to replace professional medical, psychological, or legal advice. Girlfriend Translator shall not be held accountable for any loss which may arise from any listener's reliance on any service or information provided.
Jun 11, 2022
34 min
Episode 30 - But I wanted a chihuahua!
Today's questions involve a less-than-ideal pet, moving cities for your girlfriend's 3rd higher ed degree, potential red flags, and what it means when you live with your parents at age 26. --- Girlfriend Translator is pragmatic, straightforward advice for men with girlfriends, or men who want girlfriends. Brought to you by two girls who speak guy. Every week we answer a handful of questions from the internet (mostly Reddit) about relationships. --- Need relationship advice? Send your questions to [email protected] for future episodes. --- Theme song is 'It's Time to Go' by Feathers... --- Disclaimer: All advice and commentary provided by Girlfriend Translator is for guidance and entertainment purposes only. Any information provided here is not intended to replace professional medical, psychological, or legal advice. Girlfriend Translator shall not be held accountable for any loss which may arise from any listener's reliance on any service or information provided.
Jun 4, 2022
33 min
Episode 29 - Alone and lonely at a corporate social
Today's questions involve mixed signals from a work colleague, when to ask for a second date, wandering eye accusations from your spouse, and being ditched for better plans on your anniversary. Plus, some more chatter about Johnny Depp and Amber Heard.  --- Girlfriend Translator is pragmatic, straightforward advice for men with girlfriends, or men who want girlfriends. Brought to you by two girls who speak guy. Every week we answer a handful of questions from the internet (mostly Reddit) about relationships. --- Need relationship advice? Send your questions to [email protected] for future episodes. --- Theme song is 'It's Time to Go' by Feathers... --- Disclaimer: All advice and commentary provided by Girlfriend Translator is for guidance and entertainment purposes only. Any information provided here is not intended to replace professional medical, psychological, or legal advice. Girlfriend Translator shall not be held accountable for any loss which may arise from any listener's reliance on any service or information provided.
May 29, 2022
38 min
Episode 28 - "Am I a catfish?"
Today's questions involve ghosting after one date, re-matching with someone who won't acknowledge that you've dated before, weird bathroom boundaries, giving the stink eye, and last-minute birthday gifts. --- Girlfriend Translator is pragmatic, straightforward advice for men with girlfriends, or men who want girlfriends. Brought to you by two girls who speak guy. Every week we answer a handful of questions from the internet (mostly Reddit) about relationships. --- Need relationship advice? Send your questions to [email protected] for future episodes. --- Theme song is 'It's Time to Go' by Feathers... --- Disclaimer: All advice and commentary provided by Girlfriend Translator is for guidance and entertainment purposes only. Any information provided here is not intended to replace professional medical, psychological, or legal advice. Girlfriend Translator shall not be held accountable for any loss which may arise from any listener's reliance on any service or information provided.
May 21, 2022
34 min
Episode 27 - Top Gun wasn't that great, sorry
Today's questions involve pretending you like their favorite movie, working with your roommate, cheese pizza, and taking care of a sick girlfriend. We also discuss the Johnny Depp / Amber Heard trial for a little bit, towards the end of the episode. --- Girlfriend Translator is pragmatic, straightforward advice for men with girlfriends, or men who want girlfriends. Brought to you by two girls who speak guy. Every week we answer a handful of questions from the internet (mostly Reddit) about relationships. --- Need relationship advice? Send your questions to [email protected] for future episodes. --- Theme song is 'It's Time to Go' by Feathers... --- Disclaimer: All advice and commentary provided by Girlfriend Translator is for guidance and entertainment purposes only. Any information provided here is not intended to replace professional medical, psychological, or legal advice. Girlfriend Translator shall not be held accountable for any loss which may arise from any listener's reliance on any service or information provided.
May 14, 2022
33 min
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