I decided I wanted to talk to you at length about my childhood, but in a way that isn’t linear at all and mostly flows like leaves in the wind!! If you don’t know about leaves and wind, just watch Pocahontas.

Wherein I talk about fatness, my Peloton, heavy breathing, crotch pain, and hating frisbee people!

Brooklyn tells it like it is, even if she knows nothing about it! She’ll make you laugh, break your heart, and weird you out when she talks in the third person like this.