Listen, ugh, I know I said I would little take a dump on a large I-wanna-say marble seal that exists in the middle of a courtyard at my Alma Mater. And I’m here to tell that I meant it.

Wherein I tell you about my childhood and how I met my FATHER *not Darth Vader*

Brooklyn tells it like it is, even if she knows nothing about it! She’ll make you laugh, break your heart, and weird you out when she talks in the third person like this.