NO ONE IS HAPPY AND IT'S WHAT WE DESERVE- ETERNAL STEPFORD WIVES TOM BRADY AND BILL BELICHICK - THE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD- IS IT TIME TO PANIC FOR TEXAS TECH BASKETBALL?- THE RETCONNING OF EVERYONE'S ACTUAL OPINIONS ON THE XFL- GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN TAKES (THIS PART IS FOR SMART PEOPLE ONLY)

YOUR BEAUTIFUL LARGE ADULT SONS ARE BACK, TALKING EVERYTHING UNDER THE SUN, INCLUDING:- A WEST TEXAS GEOGRAPHY TAKE THAT IS GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU MAD- OUR REBRAND AS THE "POD-CASE"- COURT STORMING AND HOW MAD IT MADE EVERYONE- I, TONYA: ACTUALLY GOOD- THE POST: EHHHHHHHHHH

WE'RE TALKING SOME NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP- TECH HOOPS- TECH ADs- ADELE AND NEVER CRYING EVER- MOVIES? WEDDINGS?

WE RANKED SOUPSCOLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFFTEXAS TECH RAGE