The boys are back and buzzing running down their favorite niche transfer shouts, including but not limited to: (00:01:03) Genk and why they should be your Belgian team (00:08:15) Profits made in Denmark from selling ginormous centerbacks (00:12:15) French summers of note with Rennes and Reims (00:19:39) In Dutchland with AZ Alkmaar, Billy Beane, and some healthy financials (00:24:06) Royal USG and the art of buying small after selling big - and some other antics that should be considered satire in the eyes of the law Give us a review and follow us on twitter @fakinginjuries

The boys are back after scouring through Transfermarkt and Fotmob, running down 3 windows worthy of note across Europe. In part 1, the boys keep it mainstream-adjacent, discussing: - Wolfsburg cashing in and spending well makes this the perfect time to join the bandwagon. - Nottingham Forest strategy feels same-same but different and is Chris Wood a Ponzi Scheme? - Bold Burnley continue their moneyball strategy, but JJ Watt and Dude Perfect might fight 5 v. 1 in the boardroom if the plan unravels - And more hypotheticals, social commentary, and garbage per usual. Follow us on twitter @fakinginjuries and give us a review wherever you listen to podcasts!

The boys are feeling as relaxed as a cow in Japan, this time turning the spotlight to: - All things West Ham including their new hit song - Will Luton Town get double digit points? - Harry Kane kissing the ring in Munich - The Non-Human Primate (NHP) market is set to explode - And much more legally satirical commentary Follow us on twitter @fakinginjuries

Tune in as the boys run down 5 overreactions from the first fortnight of English football including... - Tottenham's transition and are they already commissioning a statue for Ange? - Man United continue to be fraudulent on the pitch - Everton impressively more garbage than we recall - Aston Villa's resurgence and how John McGinn's dumptruck makes him a perfect Left Winger - Customary Brighton adulation - Championship news: Jobe Bellingham already better than Jude? - And much more garbage that the world might be better without As always, follow us on twitter @fakinginjuries

Maybe it's the nice weather...maybe it's the topo chico's...but the boys started strong and finished stronger in this one, running down: - Bournemouth's transfer business earns them an apology - Dusan Vlahovic at risk of losing 3 fingers? - Anderson Talisca's visionary agent - Macro assessment of the transfer market and are we in a bubble? - RC Lens check-in - Charlie is bullish on Turkey, and not just its hair transplant magicians And much more satirical garbage throughout. As always, follow us on twitter @fakinginjuries and rate and review!

The boys are back and nearing their peak rowdiness in this episode as they run down: - The EV hummer is coming for humanity if the whale hunters of the Faroe Islands don't get us first. - All things Saudi Arabia including latest moves and our appreciation for their social media teams who dominate their MLS counterparts. - Charlie loves the Strasbourg rebuild but his French could use improvement - Celtic's transfer business has us learning Nordic mythology - And oodles of other satirical banter with some boring transfer nerd talk mixed in. If you enjoyed this episode, check us out on twitter @fakinginjuries *Legal disclaimer (if it works like this) Warning this is satire for legal purposes. Thank you and good day. *

The boys are back and in a better headspace now that the summer transfer window is in full swing. Listen along as they run down some transfers you may not have seen come across your Twitter (or Threads) timeline, including: - Lens proving they are the baby Brighton of France - Toulouse doing their best to compete for that title - A few of our Fotmob wonderkids on the move already - A Kvicha regen? - And much more of the usual shenanigans. As always, follow us on twitter @fakinginjuries

The boys are back to run down the biggest summer storylines in Europe - Transfers to the Saudi Arabian League and what it means for the sport. Lionel Messi and profit-sharing with the MLS. Kovacic's Transfer from Chelsea to Manchester City and why he will be perfect for Pep Quincy Promes prison sentence for stabbing related to 100M+ drug operation (allegedly). And much more madness as we break down transfers, manager changes, and the summertime chaos. Thanks for listening! Follow us on twitter @FakingInjuries

The boys are back and in a brawling spirit, joined by their very special guest Patrick, from Pin Seeker Pod. In this episode, the guys draft their dream squad including 5 players and 1 manager from the Premier League. Listen along to hear.... Who's fighting, how they got here, why they're fighting, and how many asses Sean Dyche is gonna kick. Let us know which team you think will come home from the bar victorious. Follow us on twitter @fakinginjuries

The boys run down... What Shamans are saying about Champions League? And other superfluous storylines 6 Stats for Next Gen Nerds and Directors - (12:13) Why French Managers should smell good? Why forehead size matters to Center Forwards? Pitching Mauricio Sarri to become his joint agents (read: we will negotiate for cigarette bonuses / lifetime healthcare in future contracts) And much more mangled madness. Thanks for listening! Follow us on twitter @fakinginjuries