Maybe it's the nice weather...maybe it's the topo chico's...but the boys started strong and finished stronger in this one, running down:

- Bournemouth's transfer business earns them an apology

- Dusan Vlahovic at risk of losing 3 fingers?

- Anderson Talisca's visionary agent

- Macro assessment of the transfer market and are we in a bubble?

- RC Lens check-in

- Charlie is bullish on Turkey, and not just its hair transplant magicians

And much more satirical garbage throughout.

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