On this mini-episode, we start with the cheating saga between Dominic West, Catherine FitzGerald, and Lily James, and for the listener, it turns into a pun nightmare for your ears. After we get into the alleged wandering peen antics of Dominic West, we get into the fapping peen antics of Jeffrey Toobin who was suspended from The New Yorker for turning a work Zoom call into an OnlyFans jack-off nightmare.

We also talk about the possible cancellation of Halloween, Gal Gadot as Cleopatra, Lucky Blue Smith naming his kid Rumble Honey, Miley Cyrus getting so high that she saw an alien on a UFO, and Kraft feeling the wrath of dum-dums who pulled the THINK OF THE CHILDREN switch over their #SendNoods campaign.

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