Hour 1 (10.12)   Mark Thompson is back in the house with that bung trotter, talking up Craig’s off Melrose, where he’s been a regular for 15 years and gets the full king-of-Hollywood welcome from busboys, bartenders, waiters, valets and sluts.  

Timmy’s in a funk because the Dodgers are down 2–0 with five games left and have to win four of them. Happy birthday to Bob Miller, the former voice of the LA Kings, who turns 88 today. If Cleveland knocks off Florida and reaches the World Series, it undercuts the “Dodgers just buy it” line, since Cleveland has the lowest payroll in the league.  

Actress Selma Blair got into a mid-flight altercation on the way to New York, ended up arrested, is facing two counts of assault, and could be looking at the no-fly list while the FBI looks into it.  

OnlyFans model and former Penthouse Pet Adva Lavie is back in court after an August pause, accused of targeting wealthy men she met online. Timmy met her at a Super Bowl party, noticed the ankle bracelet, and she introduced him to Eric Swalwell. Mark still remembers meeting Penthouse founder Bob Guccione when he was a young intern.  

October’s here — Timmy had to break out the electric blanket like a 90-year-old. And Chicago legend Mike “Iron Mike” Ditka died last week. Atta boy. 

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