The Tim Conway Jr. Show Hour 4 (6.29) 

Whip-round time — what percentage of American households own a car compared to the rest of the world? A staggering 92% here in the US versus just 19% globally — we really are living in car country! And the big question: You accidentally plow into a building… do you sit there stunned like a deer in the headlights, or slam it in reverse and try to casually roll away like nothing happened?  

California’s annual budget just dropped at a whopping $351 billion, while the Garden Grove chemical disaster cleanup from the May evacuation of 50,000 locals finally starts today. Timmy got nostalgic about his Alaska cruise with his mom at age 15 — he was the youngest passenger by decades and caught the crew tossing garbage overboard at stupid o’clock in the morning. The guys also debate why all the coolest girls seem to be named Jill (have you ever met a bad Jill?) and give a shoutout to all the awesome (if occasionally stripper-esque) Nikkis out there.  

Timmy caught someone swiping KFI snacks into a backpack — how rude! — before sharing his class-act Home Depot moment trying to tip a helpful employee $40 even though the guy couldn’t accept it. Mark topped it with a Vegas waitress story and a crisp C-note.  

Plus, Huntington Beach Independence Day producer Stacey Newton joins the show — she’s been running the parade for 26 years! With America’s 250th birthday this year, rumors are flying that this one could draw close to a million spectators, and Timmy might just be your grand marshal — ding-dong with you!

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