Childish
Childish
Greg Fitzsimmons, Alison Rosen
After you drop the kids off or put them to bed, turn on “Childish”. Hosted by real life friends, parents and award-winning podcasters Greg Fitzsimmons (Fitzdog Radio) and Alison Rosen (Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend), Childish will help you laugh about the struggles and joys of parenthood, grow closer to your children, learn something useful and maybe even put the spark back into your love life. This is safe for work. As long as you work in a meat packing plant.
Episode 102 - Be a Man!
A new study shows that "masculine" fathers are more effective in parenting their young children. And drumroll please... after a WEEK, Owen2 finally drops a deuce. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Sunday Go to GetSunday.com/childish for $20 off your custom lawn plan   StoryWorth Go to storyworth.com/childish for $10 off your first purchase Pandora Discover a world of jewelry at us.pandora.net/childish HelloFresh Get up to 12 free meals by going to HelloFresh.com/childish12  
Apr 28
1 hr 4 min
Episode 101 - Alison Gets Annihilated By Greg
Greg's low once again annihilates Alison's. She waltzed right into it! Plus Facebook mama drama, a baby monitor that picks up Scottish porn, Greg crashing his sister's car and whether birth order affects personality. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! StoryWorth Go to storyworth.com/childish for $10 off your first purchase PolicyGenius When it comes to insurance, it's nice to get it right. policygenius.com Sunday Go to GetSunday.com/childish for $20 off your custom lawn plan  
Apr 14
1 hr 13 min
Episode 100 - Our 100th Episode Blowout!!!
Some of our past guests leave us celebratory messages and we reminisce about what a long strange trip it's been. Plus Greg's tips for airplane sleep, Alison's roller coaster of a playdate, a progressive New Zealand policy and more. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Sunday Go to GetSunday.com/childish for $20 off your custom lawn plan StoryWorth Go to Storyworth.com/childish for $10 off your order
Mar 31
1 hr 9 min
Episode 99 - Greg's Big News!
Greg shares some exciting news and also mispronounces Dua Lipa's name in a way that makes Alison think of vaginas. We talk about the length of time pot stays in breastmilk, the horrors of spanking, and Mandy Moore comparing childbirth to an acid trip. Plus we celebrate women sharing the real truth about motherhood while Alison tries to stay relaxed about a potty training regression. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! PolicyGenius When it comes to insurance, it's nice to get it right. policygenius.com Adam and Eve Use offer code childish at adamandeve.com Lemonaid Health Only $5 for your first month at lemonaidhealth.com/childish
Mar 17
1 hr 9 min
Episode 98 - A Festival for the Senses
A Seattle dad feeds his daughter with a beer bong and a younger wife wonders how to tell her older husband to spruce up his appearance. Plus #FreeDrSeuss, picking, Owen falling off the bed and more. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Lemonaid Health Only $5 for your first month at lemonaidhealth.com/childish Sunday Lawn Care $20 off your custom lawn plan at GetSunday.com/childish Adam and Eve Use offer code childish at adamandeve.com
Mar 3
1 hr 14 min
Episode 97 - Gender Reveal Parties Are Canceled!
A lot is being revealed this week. The inventor of the gender reveal party revealed she regrets this abomination. Fauci revealed he thinks schools can reopen safely. And we reveal the results of our question about whether you find our voices annoying. The answers might shock you. Plus Alison's get rich quick scheme, Greg's voice class, both Owens and more. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Lemonaid Health Only $5 for your first month at lemonaidhealth.com/childish PolicyGenius When it comes to insurance, it's nice to get it right. policygenius.com
Feb 17
1 hr 5 min
Episode 96 - Best (and Worst) Places to Raise a Family!
A listener  criticizes Alison's voice, calling it "singsongy" to which she trills a response. We talk about twins having babies on the same day, a lack of true highs and lows, working from home with little kids, people favoring hopeful sounding baby names, best and worst states to raise a family and more. Plus your calls. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Lemonaid Health Only $5 for your first month at lemonaidhealth.com/childish
Feb 3
58 min
Episode 95 - The Invisible Bicycle
This week we tackle sibling rivalry and marital conflict! Anyone want to buy 400 dollars worth of unused ship shelving? Plus an ethical quandary involving cheating, toilet paper, inaugural programming for kids, Led Zeppelin, must watch documentaries, costly parties and more! Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Lemonaid Health Only $5 for your first month at lemonaidhealth.com/childish Policygenius Shop the market and get insurance right at policygenius.com
Jan 20
1 hr 13 min
Episode 94 - Predictions!
We revisit last year's predictions to see who got it right and make some new predictions. Plus Greg's mother's time in a women's prison, Elliot's breakthrough, Alison's bidet, toddler lies, Greg's father's finances, the difference between lockstep and goosestep and so much more. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! GreenChef Visit greenchef.com/childish90 and use code childish90 for $90 off
Jan 6
1 hr 10 min
Episode 93 - Our Year-End Episode!
We take a very brief look back before diving into Greg's special Christmas tree moment with his family, Elliot's huge leap forward, virtual Santa visits, a sad Covid diagnosis, an awkward family watchathon and more. Plus your emails and social media responses! Thank you for listening and watching in 2020! See you next year! Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! StoryWorth Go to storyworth.com/childish for $10 off
Dec 16, 2020
1 hr 11 min
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