Childish
Childish
Greg Fitzsimmons, Alison Rosen
After you drop the kids off or put them to bed, turn on “Childish”. Hosted by real life friends, parents and award-winning podcasters Greg Fitzsimmons (Fitzdog Radio) and Alison Rosen (Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend), Childish will help you laugh about the struggles and joys of parenthood, grow closer to your children, learn something useful and maybe even put the spark back into your love life. This is safe for work. As long as you work in a meat packing plant.
Episode 105 - Twin Lobsters in a Lyft!
Greg ate an entire lobster dinner in the back of a Lyft and still maintains a perfect score and yet Alison has been nothing but delightful and has a 4.9? What is the meaning of this? We explore this injustice before delving into stories involving children stealing their parents' cars and how to talk to teenagers. Plus JoJo's prom, Alison's voice, whether Greg is "funny," codependency and more. And your voicemails and emails. Our Lovely Sponsors! Sunday Go to GetSunday.com/childish for $20 off your custom lawn plan PolicyGenius Shop the market & save on insurance at policygenius.com StoryWorth Go to storyworth.com/childish for $10 off your first purchase  
Jun 9
1 hr 7 min
Episode 104 - Remembrance of Balls Shaved!
O1 is back home and Greg's shaving his balls outside. Alison went to Disneyland and we compare notes about our respective Mother's Days. Ever look at something online and instead of envy you experience the opposite? Relief that you aren't doing what's being pictured? Alison experiences intense GIMO (Glad I'm Missing Out) when she sees people post tour dates. Greg agrees the logistics of travel suck ass, which is why he only flies via private, first class, or coach. Plus your lullabies and a 13 year old who's allowed to watch Law and Order: SVU. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! HelloFresh Go to HelloFresh.com/childish12 and use code childish12 for up to 12 free meals ManScaped Go to Manscaped.com and use code childish 20% off w/ free shipping
May 26
1 hr 5 min
Episode 103 - A Honking Snake Seal!
A big fan of the show writes in and calls Alison a honking seal and a snake that's eating its own tail. How can it be both? Plus a baby is born on a Hawaiian flight by a mother who didn't know she was pregnant. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Sunday Go to GetSunday.com/childish for $20 off your custom lawn plan PolicyGenius When it comes to insurance, it's nice to get it right. policygenius.com  
May 12
1 hr 14 min
Episode 102 - Be a Man!
A new study shows that "masculine" fathers are more effective in parenting their young children. And drumroll please... after a WEEK, Owen2 finally drops a deuce. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Sunday Go to GetSunday.com/childish for $20 off your custom lawn plan   StoryWorth Go to storyworth.com/childish for $10 off your first purchase Pandora Discover a world of jewelry at us.pandora.net/childish HelloFresh Get up to 12 free meals by going to HelloFresh.com/childish12  
Apr 28
1 hr 4 min
Episode 101 - Alison Gets Annihilated By Greg
Greg's low once again annihilates Alison's. She waltzed right into it! Plus Facebook mama drama, a baby monitor that picks up Scottish porn, Greg crashing his sister's car and whether birth order affects personality. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! StoryWorth Go to storyworth.com/childish for $10 off your first purchase PolicyGenius When it comes to insurance, it's nice to get it right. policygenius.com Sunday Go to GetSunday.com/childish for $20 off your custom lawn plan  
Apr 14
1 hr 13 min
Episode 100 - Our 100th Episode Blowout!!!
Some of our past guests leave us celebratory messages and we reminisce about what a long strange trip it's been. Plus Greg's tips for airplane sleep, Alison's roller coaster of a playdate, a progressive New Zealand policy and more. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Sunday Go to GetSunday.com/childish for $20 off your custom lawn plan StoryWorth Go to Storyworth.com/childish for $10 off your order
Mar 31
1 hr 9 min
Episode 99 - Greg's Big News!
Greg shares some exciting news and also mispronounces Dua Lipa's name in a way that makes Alison think of vaginas. We talk about the length of time pot stays in breastmilk, the horrors of spanking, and Mandy Moore comparing childbirth to an acid trip. Plus we celebrate women sharing the real truth about motherhood while Alison tries to stay relaxed about a potty training regression. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! PolicyGenius When it comes to insurance, it's nice to get it right. policygenius.com Adam and Eve Use offer code childish at adamandeve.com Lemonaid Health Only $5 for your first month at lemonaidhealth.com/childish
Mar 17
1 hr 9 min
Episode 98 - A Festival for the Senses
A Seattle dad feeds his daughter with a beer bong and a younger wife wonders how to tell her older husband to spruce up his appearance. Plus #FreeDrSeuss, picking, Owen falling off the bed and more. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Lemonaid Health Only $5 for your first month at lemonaidhealth.com/childish Sunday Lawn Care $20 off your custom lawn plan at GetSunday.com/childish Adam and Eve Use offer code childish at adamandeve.com
Mar 3
1 hr 14 min
Episode 97 - Gender Reveal Parties Are Canceled!
A lot is being revealed this week. The inventor of the gender reveal party revealed she regrets this abomination. Fauci revealed he thinks schools can reopen safely. And we reveal the results of our question about whether you find our voices annoying. The answers might shock you. Plus Alison's get rich quick scheme, Greg's voice class, both Owens and more. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Lemonaid Health Only $5 for your first month at lemonaidhealth.com/childish PolicyGenius When it comes to insurance, it's nice to get it right. policygenius.com
Feb 17
1 hr 5 min
Episode 96 - Best (and Worst) Places to Raise a Family!
A listener  criticizes Alison's voice, calling it "singsongy" to which she trills a response. We talk about twins having babies on the same day, a lack of true highs and lows, working from home with little kids, people favoring hopeful sounding baby names, best and worst states to raise a family and more. Plus your calls. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Lemonaid Health Only $5 for your first month at lemonaidhealth.com/childish
Feb 3
58 min
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