It's the anniversary of making somebody laugh so hard they suffered a medical event. In celebration, Wally gets publicly roasted by a food pantry client for being fat, Chris finds orange Fanta Mentos, and somehow we devolve into circus peanuts, circus penises, and marijuana tablets. We also cover the star-studded line-up of what's left of Freedom 250 featuring... who, again? Debate whether birds are a hobby or a warning sign of aging, and learn that rubbing gasoline on your temples is apparently healthcare in some parts of the world. You'll love it more than a white guy in a meth store. Probably.