CheezWits
CheezWits
Wally, Jess, and Chris
Think of it like a radio morning show without the early hours and all that annoying music. If cheesy crackers were people.... they'd be Chris, Wally, and Jess. Hey, wit happens.  We're three friends who met doing radio together (well, Wally and Jess did, and Jess and Chris did). We cover everything from bad dates and pooping in public to the news of the day and what it's like to work in radio. We WILL make you laugh, possibly as much AT us as WITH us -- we're that funny (not just funny looking). Bring your sense of humor! It's called comedy, people. (We might also make you think about some more serious stuff, but don't hold that against us) Warning: we cuss. A lot. Adjust your listening accordingly.  If you laugh even once, we'd sure appreciate your rating and review on Apple Podcasts (even if you listen somewhere else -- it just takes a free iTunes account) so more people can laugh at us. Uh. With us. Yeah.  Follow us on the socials!  Instagram /Facebook /Twitter /TikTok : @cheezwits
Episode 133: Have A Gouda Pride Month
In a shocking turn of events, Wally starts off with technical difficulties, Jess might need to update the website, identity theft, the state of Tennessee is probably monitoring the show, gay people f--- too (happy pride!), men don't use straws, Jess's career update (or lack thereof), radio jobs bs, and Chris brings the noise -- literally.
Jun 2, 2025
58 min
Episode 132: Unemployment Bene-wits
Jess loses her job, AI goes wrong, bad dreams, Wally has a mower mishap, and Happy Birthday messages from strangers on social media
May 26, 2025
59 min
Episode 131: Wits-topian Fiction
Jess spends an inordinate amount of this show talking to herself, things from last week's show that came up for us this week, Wally takes the show on the road, merging in traffic and construction, redheads are black people, immigrants and ICE raids, Moxie soda and other carbonated atrocities, Wally's grandson's drivers license test, the dollar (and a quarter) tree, the things they're doing to potato chips... listen, it's just all terrible, ok?
May 19, 2025
57 min
Episode 130: Land of the Brie
Chris is back and medicated, Wally is the only Samsung user who didn't notice any changes from the update, utopian and dystopian are not the same thing, working at Alcatraz, conservative talk show hosts who say the most outrageous things, 17-year-old know-it-alls, what we would change if we could do it over, grandmotherly treats, public mints, the awful ICE roundups, racism we've personally seen in our lives, and... more to come.
May 12, 2025
1 hr 7 min
Episode 129: The Lowest Form Of (Nit)Wits
Customer "support" via Twitter, Wally had to wait 4 minutes in a drive-thru, cheesesteaks at a Mexican restaurant, Wally makes a delivery in the middle of the show, Chris doesn't show, then he does but kind of not really, backhanded compliments and commenting on bodies, understanding Velcro, a really unfortunate situation outside Jess's car, intolerable bodily secretions (TRIGGER WARNING), driver's ed, insurance is a racket, dealing with contractors, and being soothed by a southern accent (or not).
May 5, 2025
1 hr
Episode 128: That's Wit She Said
Chris just doesn't wanna, the foods you're not allowed to order (according to Wally) at certain restaurants, so many penii on TV, Gayle King's an astronaut, fast food in our various cities.
Apr 28, 2025
1 hr 4 min
Episode 127: Emergen-cheez Room Visit
Rumors of Jess's death have been greatly exaggerated, white men's rights are being violated by social media again (insert eye roll here), class action settlement wins for everybody, scam group texts, No Hands Nancy strikes again, family drama, gambling in casinos and online, running algorithms and counting cards, giving blood, what we learned (or haven't learned) from the AIDS epidemic, and the disadvantages of being a single person that have nothing to do with romance.
Apr 21, 2025
1 hr 4 min
Episode 126: Welcome to the Wit Show
Friend of the show Brad joins us to talk about being a new dad, Chris wins a major award, Wally's basically a technological genius, house smells, aging is not for the weak, severe weather warnings, Wally thinks young people don't want to learn things, the good ice, fast food automatic dispensers, what NOT to do with certain candies, parenting teenage girls, Brad and Jess find out each other's real names after 20 years of friendship, and protecting your ID on the internet.
Apr 14, 2025
1 hr 15 min
Episode 125: Gone With the Wit
The radio station Jess and Wally first worked together at is gone, fishing belongs to Trump supporters, we've gotten to the bottom of why Chris's connection cuts out, Wally's sister and why Jess's mom is like that, Chris tells a TERRIBLE joke, bad employees and employers, HR is not to protect the workers, Wally can no longer lift all that water, Jess continues to be unable to find a stud, travel plans and pool showers, internet radio and people who don't know how to use it, and tips for better pooping (you're welcome, America!)
Apr 7, 2025
58 min
Episode 124: I'm a Loser, Baby(bel)
In this week's war plans group chat, Chris and his fiancée adjust to the new house, the NAB show, a radio company makes an advertising offer we absolutely can refuse, radio history and ratings, Wally's daughter makes an important self discovery, the ways in which women have evolved and men have not, the Signal chat heard round the world, accents and pronunciations, Making Radio Fun Again ™ , Taylor Dane and other '80s music,
Mar 31, 2025
59 min
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