
Vegetable puns, tornadoes, Christmas spirit, Wally takes 7 minutes to get his mic right, trash health insurance, Wally's embracing the devil, gift sets for people who don't know how to shop for people they love, people who use their voices professionally are NOT all the same, how radio used to be, the difference between oldies and classic hits, old people, and some other crap.
Dec 18, 2023
1 hr 11 min

Fake Christmas trees, Jess gets critiqued, another mass shooting, TV censorship in 2023, radio personalities on multiple stations, aging and strength, kids don't know cursive anymore and can't sign their names, history, when our grandmothers were knockouts, musical women of the '80s and '90s, and more wise words from Chris's dad.
Dec 11, 2023
1 hr 21 min

Brad rejoins the chat, Thanksgiving recaps, Chris gets a very loving text from Wally, an abhorrent game of Would You Rather, Wally's country music crush (and the 0% chance she'd reciprocate), codes for oppressed groups of people, radio killed radio, and some other junk you wouldn't wanna listen to with your mom.
Dec 4, 2023
1 hr 22 min

Chris is back from the dead, Wally finds Lume for men, men buying tampons (but not lube), the Love Boat and Fantasy Island, the making of the "best of" show, Thanksgiving discounts, athletes at the bowling alley, and Dolly Parton is a national treasure, y'all.
Nov 27, 2023
1 hr 20 min

Can you believe it's been a whole year of this crap? Yeah, yeah, they weren't all winners, but we re-listened to all the episodes (so you don't have to -- you're welcome!) and pulled out the best nuggets of comedy gold we had, everything from pooping in pizza boxes to Gail to Cinnabon and mail ordered bull... uh... stuff.
Now, listen, we NEED your ratings and reviews on Apple Podcasts, whether you listen there or not. So please help us make it through another year with yours!
Nov 21, 2023
1 hr 18 min

Jess tries to catch her stupid ex in the act, Wally finds an app that helps prevent you from.. uh... self love (if you will), we find another hilarious negative review, Jess gets an odd message on a dating app, buffets, books on tape, "fake" radio war stories, chilly weather, grocery store parking lot fights, confirming doctor appointments, we lost Chris, and Chad needs a hug. Who's Chad? Well, he's Eli Manning, obviously.
Listen for laughs (or torture?), then please please please leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts.
Nov 20, 2023
1 hr 5 min

Wally makes a delivery that leads to the name of this episode, daylight saving time, Chris's mom is a firecracker, therapy, Wally's feelings about women with guns, Car Talk, cooking, time to turn the heat on, auxiliary glasses, what ever happened to Daryl Hannah, and how do you handle a hungry man?
Hey. Whaddya think about leaving us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts? Please? K thanks.
Nov 13, 2023
1 hr 9 min

The mass shooter in Maine, Wally shaves his ears, adjusting to time zone differences, hotel rooms with motion-activated lights in the bathroom and other oddities, Chris is afraid of NYC, TSA stuff that makes no sense, California stuff that makes no sense, safety codes, chiropractors, Chris struggles with T-Mobile, the art of firmly worded letters, scary movies, and Matthew Perry, rest in peace.
Hey -- how 'bout a rating and review on Apple Podcasts? K, thx.
Nov 6, 2023
1 hr 11 min

We got our first ever email to the podcast ([email protected]) and it made our whole week, fonts, new cars, Wally's "programs," TV characters who give Chris violent reactions, being radio famous (which is not the same as ACTUAL famous), pedestrians in parking lots, Jess saves a life, Wally's sister, and so much less.
Oct 30, 2023
1 hr 21 min

Wally updates Chris's awful joke from last week, AI soda, Jess's grocery stalker update, Hickory Farms, Smokey Bear, Chris gets worked up about Mr. Rogers's Neighborhood, phone spies, Suzanne Somers, more than you would ever want to know about Jaye P. Morgan (not to be confused with J.P. Morgan), our early radio jobs in country and rock, picking up accents, coffee in styrofoam cups, Chris gets triggered, living in the "I don't give a F" neighborhood, manscaping and carpets that match drapes, and a Nazi knock knock joke. How lucky are you to find all this in one podcast?
Oct 23, 2023
1 hr 21 min
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