As relentless as the passing of time and the approach of a referendum on the political destiny of this Moderately Good Britain - so arrives another episode of Cheerful Despair, featuring: <ul> <li>The actual sound of regular segment Cross Quiz being written</li> <li>Dried Homeless food</li> <li>My favourite colour is anarchy</li> <li>The actual sound of regular segment Debate Bag being written</li> <li>Elon Musk vs Romanians working in Subway</li> <li>How one man's hatred of furry animals gave us Velcro (other hook and loop fasteners are available)</li> </ul> Government will soon send you a letter explaining why you should listen to Cheerful Despair, but the Daily Mail thinks we're crap. Trucking - Excelsior! - dfp

S2E4 - The Star Trek / Hate-Themed Episode

Join two men on the right side of middle age and the wrong side of clinical obesity as they talk about basically nothing. Be disturbed by their absurd views and alarmed by how much you agree with them. For thirty minutes anything goes - this is cheerful despair.

Scottish author David F Porteous is approximately one half of Cheerful Despair, find out more about him at his website http://www.dfpiii.com

David Candy is approximately the other half of Cheerful Despair, learn nothing about him at his youtube channel https://www.youtube.com/user/friendlyals