Welcome to another episode of Cheerful Despair - the podcast about how Star Trek the Next Generation has too many damn nerds. (This is the sound of the internet eating itself). On this episode: <ul> <li>An initial half hour about Star Trek, which you can easily skip</li> <li>Noel Edmunds magic box that cures cancer</li> <li>I loved David Candy, he smelled of mould</li> <li>Remember when Prince Adam came to Scotland?</li> <li>They're like baby pigeons</li> <li>That's clever enough for religion</li> <li>And regular segments Cross Quiz and Debate Bag</li> </ul> Until next time - may your trucks bring all the boys to the yard. - dfp.

S2E5 - The Salmon-Flavoured Cat Food Themed Episode (But Not Really)

Join two men on the right side of middle age and the wrong side of clinical obesity as they talk about basically nothing. Be disturbed by their absurd views and alarmed by how much you agree with them. For thirty minutes anything goes - this is cheerful despair.

Scottish author David F Porteous is approximately one half of Cheerful Despair, find out more about him at his website http://www.dfpiii.com

David Candy is approximately the other half of Cheerful Despair, learn nothing about him at his youtube channel https://www.youtube.com/user/friendlyals