With profuse apologies for the failure to keep our promises for weekly uploading - even though we specifically say in this episode that this is a thing which is happening - here is a bumper episode to make up for it. Featuring regular segments Debate Bag and Cross Quiz, plus: <ul> <li>The former artist currently known as Prince - better or worse than your mum?</li> <li>David Candy's obsession with the past</li> <li>You're Pavloving yourself</li> <li>The Power of Greyskull is self-confidence</li> <li>He's got a pint of whole milk down his trousers</li> <li>Sincere requests for you to send pictures of humus to @dfpiii. Please send pictures of humus. Do not send actual humus. We cannot stress this enough - do not send actual humus.</li> </ul> Resume trucking.   -dfp

S2E3 - The Brexit Themed Episode (But Not Really)

Join two men on the right side of middle age and the wrong side of clinical obesity as they talk about basically nothing. Be disturbed by their absurd views and alarmed by how much you agree with them. For thirty minutes anything goes - this is cheerful despair.

Scottish author David F Porteous is approximately one half of Cheerful Despair, find out more about him at his website http://www.dfpiii.com

David Candy is approximately the other half of Cheerful Despair, learn nothing about him at his youtube channel https://www.youtube.com/user/friendlyals