OK. No one cares but it's been this long because I got evicted from my trash can and thrown out of the library so it took awhile to be able to do a show again. I was able to scrape up enough to get a new can. Anyway, the Bitchy's back and I just came on to update you. There, you're updated, or just up yours. Either way, I'll try to do more shows as the world is so much more screwed up than usual. Also, here's my friggin' email. I would love to have a guest finally say, "screw it, I'll do your show," again. My email is [email protected]. You can also hire me on cameo to insult or whatever... birthday insults, etc. So, there you go, I'm back, like you give a crap. More Bitchy to come. Something I like to do a lot. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bitchytheclown/support

Well, here I am again, like a bad sore. Another long layoff because my life is so friggin' busy and productive. NOT. Anyway, with it being the end of the year again... Crap, where does it go? Don't answer, I already know. So I thought I'd give you an early Christmas present. ME. The clown that keeps on giving... you crap. Tonight is a short show because I'm tired of talking about the same crap. But at least the crap from my mouth doesn't smell. Enough with the crap. I want to give a big get well to one of my idols, Uncle Floyd, who's going through some things. Saying prayers (yes I do pray... up yours). So anyway, enjoy the show. OH: and if there's any companies out there that want to sponsor my TV talk show, I'm up for it. I don't care what you sell, just back me and I'll promote it. I'm just that much a clown whore. And don't forget, I still have Trash for sale. Hit me up. Happy friggin' Holidays. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bitchytheclown/support

Well, I took the summer off. Not really, I just got so repulsed by everything going on I spent the summer renovating my trash can, and took a slow trip to Washington DC on the back of an Amish buggy. Also, working on trying to sell my cologne, Trash. Oh, and I actually got someone to buy a Cameo from me. If you want me to insult you, wish you a horrible day or even something nice and positive (excuse me while I puke) then find me on Cameo at 1bitchyclown. But the best news this summer is that I got permanently banned and kicked off X (the crapform formally known as Twatter). They couldn't handle this Bitchy. Boo Hoo. I'm so upset. NOT. Oh, and today's episode is short but not sweet. Hey, what do you expect from me? I know, I'm hilarious. Enjoy the crap. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bitchytheclown/support

Well, it's been awhile... again. I've been working on crap. Well, that and my new cologne, Trash, which is finally in bottles (no don't even think about drinking it, moron). I want to thank my friend for helping make it and the few we've sold so far have had good responses (meaning it didn't attract dogs, 2 or 4 legged). I'm working on getting a deal to get in stores (any that will take them). Meanwhile, I wanted to apologize for the last show. Seems my energy was off because I found out someone roofied the burger I was eating that I found in the garbage. Typical. Anyway, I'm back and you can't keep a good Bitchy down. So enjoy, or not. Like I give a crap. I just keep putting them out there, like smelly shoes on the front porch. And I have Crap Face test my food now. Hey, it was his idea. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bitchytheclown/support

Well, I figured it was time again to do another episode so the few people that give a crap about whether I'm alive or not know I'm still here. I was suspended from Twatter again for a week and over some friggin' stupid crap. But I'm back on and you can't keep a good Bitchy down. I'm not on that long tonight because of my hemorrhoids and I haven't been sleeping much. Anyway, there you go. It is what it is. Maybe sometime soon I can get another guest on. Yeah, right. My email and cell phone are just blowing up... with air. My email is [email protected] if anyone gives a crap. Oh, and hopefully my cologne, Trash, will be out soon. Like anyone would buy it. I'm still putting it out there, like real trash. Enjoy. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bitchytheclown/support

I had to weigh in on the crap that is what happened to President Trump this week. It's such bull and the democraps know it. They just don't get how stupid and evil they are and how they are going to regret it. I then get into the reality that this coalition of evil nations is laughing at us and are not only planning our demise, they are already infiltrating the country with terrorist cells. I tell you, it's going to hit the fan soon and it's going to be crappy. I also play a clip from President Trump's speech at Mar-a-lago after the indictment. Unfortunately, unlike media that has money, I had to do my analysis on my own. I'm used to that. Maybe another guest next time. Stay diligent and check out my twitter account when I'm back from suspension. Thanks for nuttin' Musk. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bitchytheclown/support

I was able to get another cool guest tonight (what a rarity). Dr.  and comedienne Laura Hayden. We bitch about the state of comedy (or lack thereof), dating, the industry and a lot of other crap. We bitch a bit about the Oscars crap (though not as much as I'd like but I'll do it more next time). It was a longer show tonight because.... well because it was. Like the adage states, wherever you go, there you are. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bitchytheclown/support

Well, I'm shilling for my new cologne, Bitchy the Clown's Trash(c).  I've put together an indiegogo campaign to raise funds to get the friggin' thing made. It's going to be a scent I'm sure your girlfriend, wife, by the hour friend or whomever else you wear it for will love, or it may be complete trash. Either way, check out my campaign and spread the word. I'm talking to the five listeners I have. You guys are awesome supporters. I just hope you're not athletic. https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/bitchy-the-clown-s-trash-a-men-s-cologne/x/12813212#/ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bitchytheclown/support

Well, here we are, the beginning of another  screwed up year where people think making resolutions are going to make it better. But let me tell you, January 1st is just another calendar day and people are as screwed up now as in the past and will always be. And that just makes my day as I'll always have crap to bitch about. This show deals with all of the amazingly stupid things that the world does. I'd go into it further but just listen to the show. That's what it's there for. No apologies. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bitchytheclown/support

Well, it's that time of year... the end of it. So I thought I'd better do a show before it goes pfft (like most trans people and the military) I jingle my bells and tookus about the new Congress and "present" you with my end of the year movies that sucked ass this year list. You'll be ho-ho-ho'ing (but that's on your own time). OH, and check out the new movie, Slice, coming to Target and Walmart next month. I have 2 songs on the soundtrack.  NO: I didn't get paid. Why start a trend. Merry Christmas, Happy New Year (yeah right) and don't answer the door, it might be a subpoena. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bitchytheclown/support