This was a really fun episode. I got to yucck it up with awesome comedian, Steve Mittleman, who has appeared on so many awesome TV shows, movies, commercials as well as performing at some of the most legendary comedy clubs. He has also worked with my idol, Rodney. I'm one schmegagicized clown now.

OK. For the sensitive ears.... hear's some cottons swabs. As I said before, this is only minus the ads for Kathy. This is a one-time thing. Don't think I'll make a habit of it. Everything else is pure Bitchy.

Today is a double dose of Bitchy. One, the unfiltered version (this one) and then the Bitchy sort of plays nice version. I know, but don't worry. It's not really nice nice, it's just that this one has the ads, the other doesn't. You really think I'm going to change? LOLBut like whatever. Tonight's guest is legendary TV and actress, voice actor and author, Kathy Garver. We talk about her career and that she actually toured with THE Moses himself. She looks good for her age.

Bitchy brews up a bold cup of conversation (OK. That's such a saccharine joke) with Creepy Coffees and Flagstaff Creepy-Con's founder, Eddie Cantu. They talk about Bitchy's new upcoming coffee brew, Bitchy Brew, and other stuff. You can find all about Creepy Coffees and the convention athttps://creepycoffees.com/https://creepyroasters.com/https://flagstaffcreepycon.com/

I've been traveling and working my TV show and other crap like that so it's been awhile. I'm also working on getting some more really cool guests soon. Plus getting Crap Face(c) and Jack Off(c) out of rehab. They were sniffing sticky tape. But I needed to just come on for a few because I was told that some fat skank was using my likeness to trash a friend of mine during a small town election. That's a friggin' lawsuit waiting to happen. Anyway, I just needed to let her know that it better not happen again. I mean I'm fine with any publicity but when this p.o.s. used me against my friend, then that's where my real bitchy comes out. Just a warning. Try it again and get ready to open your wallet and start handing over your welfare checks when I file a law suit. What's with these shit ass small town losers?!

Talk about a cursed episode. We tried this 3 times and finally got it to record. Either the internet went out or the recording program screwed up but here we are. And even here, her phone signal wasn't that great. Crap. I was determined to get this episode recorded if I had to hitch hike across the country on a camel-toed walrus to get it. But finally we got something. I think you can make out most of what Ve says. She has been such a mensch about everything and really patient. She's either a good friend or a masochist. OH, and hopefully you can hear it, but Ve's website is frendsbeauty.com where you can get her line of make-up brushes.By the way, Ve has worked on lots of major films and TV shows including Pirates of the Caribbean, Mrs. Doubtfire, Ed Wood, Edward Scissorhands, PeeWee's Playhouse, Batman Returns and like a zillion others. It was such an honor to have her on the show or that I could even get her back on the show after all the crapfest. This episode, even with the problems, illustrates my insane don't take no way for an answer attitude. I'll leave you with a big word. perseverance. Just look the friggin' word up. Do I have to explain everything?

This is a guest that goes right to my Italian linguini. Lou Martini Jr. (didn't ask him where he got the Jr. from, duh) is a great guy from Queens (won't hold that against him, much) that has a house in Tom's River, NJ (sort of redeemed). He's had a long career in the "biz" (ugh, can't believe I said that) including the Godfather and Sopranos. We schmutz for a bit about lots of different things. What about? Just friggin' listen, what am I a book?

I was able to get another guest to actually agree to come on the show, knowing what to expect. Or did he? Anyway, he was cool, or was it hot? Oh, get your mind out of the sauce or into it as our guest was Aaron, the creator/owner of Coney Island Saucery, out of Staten Island, NY, one of the best hot sauces on the market. We discuss how he came up with it and some of the awesome licenses he has secured for labels. So, (and this is my pathetic attempt at metaphor), get ready for some spicy talk. UGH: I'm going to stick my head in an acid bath for that statement. You can find where to buy his stuff at coneyislandsaucery.com.

I know, it's been like over 4 months since I was last on. I'm sure you missed me and wondered if I were still alive. Don't answer that, not like it matters. My loyal Bitchyphiles know where to find me. Anyway, I was away on vacation, which is basically I couldn't afford to record the podcast but my plasma donations came in so here we are. Tonight I just kind of ramble about stuff since I'm so disgusted with everything. Well, maybe except the result of the election. Check it out. I won't wait up.

This was a fun show despite me dealing with a mole on my face. Not that dot, a real mole. He got hold of me in the alley and it was a bitch to get him off. Serenity is really talented, I assume.... no, I kid. She has talent, which is more than I can say about most of Hollywood. I predict she'll be really successful, like me. OK. Shut your traps. I know what you're thinking.