I've been traveling and working my TV show and other crap like that so it's been awhile. I'm also working on getting some more really cool guests soon. Plus getting Crap Face(c) and Jack Off(c) out of rehab. They were sniffing sticky tape. But I needed to just come on for a few because I was told that some fat skank was using my likeness to trash a friend of mine during a small town election. That's a friggin' lawsuit waiting to happen. Anyway, I just needed to let her know that it better not happen again. I mean I'm fine with any publicity but when this p.o.s. used me against my friend, then that's where my real bitchy comes out. Just a warning. Try it again and get ready to open your wallet and start handing over your welfare checks when I file a law suit. What's with these shit ass small town losers?!