The Colbert Report&apos;s Stephen Colbert snags an exclusive interview with VP hopeful Sarah Palin. This is an exclusive!

Ask Palpatine 34: The REAL Rebel Threat

I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.I know that a lot of you hate me -- don't bother to deny it, I have seen it -- but I think that's just because you haven't gotten to know me. I'm not the loveless murderer people make me out to be. Really. Once you get to know me you'll find out that I'm really a nice guy.Honestly.