We&apos;re proud to announce the winners of the first Ask Palpatine contest: Design a Better Vader. Man, these designs were awesome.

Stephen Colbert Interviews Sarah Palin

I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.I know that a lot of you hate me -- don't bother to deny it, I have seen it -- but I think that's just because you haven't gotten to know me. I'm not the loveless murderer people make me out to be. Really. Once you get to know me you'll find out that I'm really a nice guy.Honestly.