ActionBoyz
ActionBoyz
Jon Gabrus, Ben Rodgers and Ryan Stanger
ActionBoyz: Unlocked & LoadedJon Gabrus, Ben Rodgers and Ryan Stanger (AKA the Action Boyz) are sharing some classic Actionboyz episodes, previously only available to Patreon subscribers.Share this feed with your friends who need convincing before they commit five dollars a month for hours of laughter and parasocial entertainment. And maybe this feed will also feature new episodes down the line <extreme sly stallone voice> Who Knows?
The Running Man (1987)
The boyz run it back and discuss The Running Man from 1987 (again)!Enjoy weekly episodes and bonus content at actionboyz.biz!
Nov 13, 2025
1 hr 54 min
Top Secret! (Shadow Wolves from April 2025)
Enjoy this un-paywalled episode of Shadow Wolves from April 2025!The boyz discuss what they’re reading and watching before getting into Top Secret! (1984).Cold open videoTop Secret trailer
Sep 5, 2025
2 hr 1 min
Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)
The boyz discuss Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.
Jun 13, 2025
1 hr 49 min
Dark Angel aka I Come in Peace (1990)
The boyz discuss Dark Angel aka I Come in Peace.
Jan 7, 2025
2 hr 54 min
The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)
The boyz discuss The Serpent and the Rainbow.
Oct 23, 2024
3 hr 17 min
Planet of the Apes (1968)
The boyz discuss Planet of the Apes (1968)
Apr 15, 2024
2 hr 58 min
The Lawnmower Man (1992)
The boyz discuss The Lawnmower Man.
Jan 18, 2024
4 hr
The Fan (1996)
Excited and anxious I await my dreamTo escape, applaud And embrace my teamOpening day I always can trustIt’s just for this high That I crazily lustReturn of our hero Does brighten the daysJust briefly, my troubles Get lost in the hazeThe grace from the field Arouses the crowdReflects on the days When I was quite proudI’m more entranced Than the average fanI used to play, you see And I know I still canThat time I drove the ball With such loftMy exit atop shoulders As they carried me offThis pastime and I Just fade into oneExpanded upon From father and sonMy boy is young And awkward for nowI just need the time And can show him howI really am quite close Just a break awayFrom straightening things out And being okayI can help my team To regain its gloryWith just a little twist To the same old storyPlayers say now They play for themselvesThis causes a burning Within me that dwellsThe fan is the one Who pays for the gameWhich bestows all the riches And welcomed fameThe players will listen But really don’t hearAll the while just hiding Behind an invisible tearI grow tired now of all this greedAnd chart a course to set things free-Gil Renard(THE FAN)
Apr 14, 2022
3 hr 9 min
Ronin (1998)
Ok ABZ Boyz and Girlz it's RONIN this week. What a goddamn treat! De Niro is fucking bringing it - was Stanger able to get past him not being sexy enough in this one? Will anybody be able to understand what the fuck Stanger's issue is with De Niro's sexiness? Well, sexiness aside this movie is a winner with an all-star cast, world class stunts and big boy car chases. The prefect movie to launch a series of remotely recorded episodes. Are there some bugs to still be worked out? Sure. Is there more talking over each other than ever? Maybe. But will this episode change the fucking world? You betcha. Remember ActionBabyz, even if the Boyz aren't in the same location to record, Val Verde is where ever you hang your gape gloves.
Sep 20, 2021
2 hr 53 min
Under Siege (1992)
Y'all better listen to this episode quick cause the Action Boyz are UNDER SIEGE and they, "got pies in the oven."  Also, did you know the 'Boyz are Cajun? Don't worry, it's of no consequence and it'll never come up again. Bottom line, the only thing standing between national security and Gary Busey in drag and Tommy Lee Jones doing Two-Face, is a cook. Good thing this cook is an ex-seal, with no muscle tone, who will strip down to a tank-top first chance he gets. Did we mention he's just a cook?
Jun 18, 2021
1 hr 37 min
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