There were SHARDS of GLASS!

“Really I bid you good luck getting a good meaty and flavored bite.”

One reviewer ordered an egg white omelette and then complained about it being bland.

One person helpfully warned us that tile floors are slippery.

One man is displeased to discover he has to order his drinks at the bar…at a bar.

IT’S PIZZA O’CLOCK! The version we originally posted had MYSTERIOUSLY cut off the last 2 minutes of the episode, which was the portion where we revealed all of our secrets. Re-listen now!

Happy Thanksgiving! Todd learns to pronounce the names of common steakhouse franchises.

We are literally throwing this episode down on the table.

We take a look at reviews for 3 equally classic Nashville institutions.

We find out what people are naysaying about two vegetarian favorites in Austin.