There is no string of words fathomable or language known to describe the atrocities these teenage men have committed. The mere fact this podcast even exists is proof that they fear no man. This podcast can easily be stated as the worst thing mankind has listened to. Enjoy

Lots of talk about penises. Tbh, you could probably study or do homework with the background music playing. Check out SoundCloud.com/probablylambda for awesome sound bites and music

Glitchy Hypotheticals (ft. Ezra, Will, and Seb) (NSFW)

We almost got abducted; We crack edgy jokes on sexism, racism and rape so this episode is not for people easily triggered.

We Almost Got Kidnapped (ft. Joe and Ronnie)

Guest speakers Logan Faucher and Sebastian Tyo meet with me at Sonic as we discuss the issues of derogatory terms, COVID-19s effect on school, girl trouble, and body health. Thanks Logan for letting us dirty up your car. (“22lightning” on YouTube)

Sonic Taxi Boys (ft. Logan and Sebastian)

Pilot? New wave? Or just retarded? We don’t know either, enjoy