Hello, I'm Ryan, this is You're Not Watching that the podcast where I'm finally catching up with all those films that my mum wouldn't let me  This week we are heading to Santa Clara with Michael, Sam and their mum to live in Santa Clara to live with their grandad, but if you go down to the Fairground, you'll notice things get a little dark and twisted directed by Joel Schumacher, it's the 1987 goth classic,  It's time to meet The Lost Boys

This is You're Not Watching That... the podcast where I'm finally catching up with all those films I should have seen but my parents wouldn't let me!! This week we're back with a man who last time saw him, was having the time of his life, It's Mr Swayze. He's the cooler trying attain order to the Double Deuces for club owner Frank Tilman in "Roadhouse" So dig out your tight jeans, cover your throat and duck those stuffed polar bears as we dig into the 1989 kickfest!

This is You're Not Watching That...the podcast where I'm finally catching up with all those films I should have seen, but my parents wouldn't let me!! We are back with Sly Stallone after I finally watched First Blood in Episode 7! It's 3 years later in 1985 and he's rolling out his every-man boxing champ for a 4th gruelling campaign It's East v West, in the deep of The Cold War….it's 'Rocky IV' So strap a log to your back, run through some snow, climb a mountain, fix a peasant's cart….and let's go!

Hello and welcome to another episode of you're not watching that! The show where Ryan wasn't allowed to watch ANY of the big movies from his childhood In a twist of roles we hand over to Dan Fudge, a man who has never had the patience or desire to watch the classic that is the David Bowie/Jim Henson mash up that was Labyrinth So dig out your Tina Turner wigs, your VERY tight grey leggings and for some reason some glass bubbles and join us on a journey where Dan tries to embrace his fear of "dirty puppets"!

This is You're Not Watching That...the podcast where I'm finally catching up with all those films I should have seen, but my parents wouldn't let me!! This week I've watched an absolute cultural colossus. A big boy in the pantheon of 80s iconic films. We are yet again in 1987, we are back with Arnie, but this time we are on a mission to find a missing diplomat.....or are we? Its time to avoid any triangles of red dots....have a huge rippled bicep hand shake, smear ourselves in mud....and finally watch Predator!!!

This is You're Not Watching That...the podcast where I'm finally catching up with all those films I should have seen, but my parents wouldn't let me!! Welcome to Episode 12 After us showbizzing it up in that London at the premiere of The Flash, where better to go this week than back to 1980 and Mike Hodges' camp bubblegummy cartoony classic Queen are on the tunes, Blessed is on the shouting and wearing pants, Dalton is basically Robin Hood and Sam J. Jones is playing everyone's favourite American Footballer turned Earth Saver He's alive, he's on a space bike, he's flying into your hearts, he's Flash Gordon! Let's av it!

This is You're Not Watching That...the podcast where I'm finally catching up with all those films I should have seen, but my parents wouldn't let me!! Welcome to episode number 11, of Season 1, where I'm about to watch film 2 of a franchise before I've seen the first one If you like demonic killer hands, chainsaws, crazed taxidermy, stop motion ghouls, nice trapdoors, the woods and more chainsaws, then this is the film for you A year before the utter shite that was Bloodsport, Sam Raimi made the sequel to his 1981 comedy horror classic Evil Dead….and due to the insistant but devoted online trolling from Sir Elliot the Subliminal Psycho….we watched Evil Dead 2 So chop off your hand, strap on a chainsaw in it's place, load that sawn off shotgun and let's get grooooovy. And we're off!!

This is You're Not Watching That...the podcast where I'm finally catching up with all those films I should have seen, but my parents wouldn't let me!! We are back and this week I have mostly been watching a bloke doing the splits….a lot! It's my first experience of the 'acting' skills and Kung-Fu thrills of Monsieur Jean-Claude Camille Francois Van Varenberg….or Jean-Claude Van Damme to his mates in downtown Brussels The year is 1988, the director is Newt Arnold, it's an 18 and it's one for those who like their sport with some blood….yeah….it's Bloodsport So get ready to give them bricks a good thwacking, dive into the shady Underbelly of a Hong Kong martial arts tournaments and pronounce the name Dux in a bizarre Flemish way!!

This is You're Not Watching That...the podcast where I'm finally catching up with all those films I should have seen, but my parents wouldn't let me!! It's time to step back in time and head to Kellerman's Holiday Camp in the summer of 1963 We see watermelons, thieving OAP's, rich vs poor, bump vs grind, face social stigma face on and swan lift it into the air and boogie….it's Swayze & Grey in Emile Ardolino's 1987 classic….'Dirty Dancing'….or how it's said up north…"Dotty Dancin" So dust off your Cuban heels, get on the floor, mobilise your Mambo and ch ch charge your Cha Cha Cha and let's go!!

This is You're Not Watching That....the podcast where I'm finally catching up with all those films I should have seen, but my parents wouldn't let me!! Episode 8 We are reviewing our first comedy this week. Directed by John Landis back in 1988 we journey from Africa and the wonderful land of Zamunda to the tough streets of Queens in New York City with Prince Akeem and his loyal sidekick, Semmi, in search of a wife. Of course it's Coming To America So, slap on some Soul Glo, Grab yourself a McDowell's Big Mick, get ready to see Eddie Murphy play about 23 parts and LET'S GO!!