Do you want to take the red pill, or do you want to do a bit of drunken boxing? This and other profound philosophical questions are (not really) answered on this week's episode of the podcast, in which we wade through Morpheous's pontifications to reach the crux of a legendary film with a fascinating legacy. Is Neo actually the one... or is he Brian Eno? There's only one way to find out... Send your thoughts and suggestions to [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood, and teaching would suit you still less - son, be a dentist, you'll be a success! This week we worship at the altar of Steve Martin and Sophie does a lot of tuneful trilling. Will Audrey II ever get his superior alternative ending of world domination? There's only one way to find out... Send your thoughts and suggestions to [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We delve into Arthurian England in the highly-anticipated second episode - a land of witches, giants and sassy saints without heads. And beardy tree boys. Will the hapless Sir Gawain keep his cool or will he completely lose his head in the face of adversity? There's only one way to find out... Send your thoughts about the film and suggestions for future weeks to [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The first proper film on our cinematic adventure - a Netflix thriller (one that's actually good), starring Phoebe Dinosaur and Han Solo. Is it a vehicle for feminist critique or just a couple of hours of trashy fun? There's only one way to find out... Send your thoughts and suggestions for future weeks to [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this intro episode for our new podcast, we ramble a bit about ourselves and the kind of films we like and dislike (no horrors, please). Then we flip a coin to decide who is going to make the first film choice... will it be Sophie or Gabriel who gets to choose first? Send any thoughts and suggestions to [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.