this week we release a podcast from two months ago! Grant slaps Sam for 3 minutes straight to open the pod, Bryan is hungover today, we dip our toes into the ASMR market, the guys breakdown the Apple News headline “Are Shroom Moms the New Wine Moms? Plus Why Everyone is Acting so Weird”, Rhiner gets another shoutout, we offer more input on a recent IGN review of top Disney movies and go over a bracket of Kanye songs, Grant introduces conspiracy theories R-us, the fellas have some hot takes on Pepe Le Pew vs Ms. Piggy and is Kermit the Frog the into being dominated? Finally Grant closes us out with his Kermit the Frog as Coach Boone from Remember the Titans impression.

Bryan made the Pod it’s own opening Intro theme this week! Also this episode was recorded the end of March. Sam is sad Gonzaga lost again, the fellas bust on your brackets and do their own snack bracket, we also pick three of our favorite movie franchises, one of the guys makes a really inappropriate joke (even by our standards), Bryan and Grant riff about a possible WWIII, the guys come up with yet another genius business venture, and we close it out with another one word game.

A lot of wedding talk this episode including bowel movements and we plan some sabotage for a future wedding, we have some thoughts on the Renaissance Fair, we shout-out Ronald our #1 fan, the fellas want to interview the director of Edward P*nishands (and make a documentary of it), we’re going to get Grant on the TV show Joe Millionaire, Bryan wants to start a football team called the Indianapolis Cults.

This week we lightly introduce the soundboard! Sam found a co-worker’s OnlyFans account. Grant has been rubbing his meat all week and Bryan has been watching the X-Men movies in chronological order. We discuss the 1991 cult classic porno film “Edward Penishands” for 15 minutes. Bryan workshops “Jace and Alexander”. Why do advertisement spokespeople make so much money? We also caught Vinny farting on mic.

On today’s episode; Sam has a stroke (parody). Is Bryan actually married? Would people be mad at the tinder swindler if he was hung? Are all babies ugly? The law badgers are DTF. We debut the highly anticipated “one word game”.

This week we discuss cruise lines, Grant stands tall for the dwarf community, we discuss some mockbusters and come up with a few of our own, we got a cool toy from a Cinnamon Toast Crunch box, and we’re making a mockumentary about the Amish community.