SUPER BOWL, ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!?!?!?! Welcome to the last leg of our CAM GIRLS WORLD TOUR!!! Today we destroyed the cock that is season 1, and we’re getting ready to flash the tits of season 2. Sorry to blue ball you for a sec, but always remember... SUPERBOWL 51!!! *jumps and catches soccer ball at a football game* --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/you-hooker/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/you-hooker/support

Come one, come all YOU HOOKERS to this special game show finale of the YOU HOOKER PODCAST!!! To be best equipped for this episode we’ve spread our cheeks to play some song ASSociation. Join us before we wrap it up like a dick. Fuck a condom, imma bring saran wrap. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/you-hooker/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/you-hooker/support

RAAANDOM DAAANCING!!! Welcome to another special edition of the YOU HOOKER podcast!!! In the sequel to Miss Misguided, return of the verse top, we spew like a geyser about absolutely…NUFFIN’! Tune in tonight at 8/7c, and may the best woman win! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/you-hooker/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/you-hooker/support

Guess who's back in the house…THE HOOKERS!!! Fine, fresh, feminine styled to a 7 because these playlists are sub-par. A whore. Speaking of  this week’s episode we made playlists of our lives with two different agendas, but still the same gay. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/you-hooker/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/you-hooker/support

Welcome to this special edition of the YOU HOOKER podcast!!! Ian isn’t the only one versin’ it up because today we’re going the fuck off script. Gather round hookers as we learn to do it raw, and spew about whatever cums to mind. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/you-hooker/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/you-hooker/support

DING DONG!!! The bell is ringing, so get your ass to class hooker! We’re serving up some extra special extra credit to desperately save that failing grade ;). This week’s topic is High School… and all the drugs that come with it. Grab a scoop of that cafeteria cooch, and please report to the main office you bad, bad girl... you… hooker. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/you-hooker/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/you-hooker/support

Sup bro, welcome to the YOU HOOKER podcast, dude. This week we’re drinking beers, watching football, and beating our wives. The topic today is… the heterosexual agenda (DUN DUN DUN....). Listen along as we dissect the ultimate downfall of our society, and how once again the gays will prevail. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/you-hooker/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/you-hooker/support

CONGRATS your balls dropped!!! Happy 2021 from the YOU HOOKER team to you, hookers. Join us as we wrap up our “ugly ass whore” of a year, and hear our plans for the new queer. Lots of love for our hookie cookies, and we wish you the best of luck in 2021 you cun(t). --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/you-hooker/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/you-hooker/support

HOE HOE HOE, HAPPY HOLIGAYS!!! Welcome to the special holiday edition of the YOU HOOKER podcast. At the top of the list for Ian and Jack, is being filled with Christmas spirit from Santa’s sack. Listen along as these fruit cakes dish about the holiday season. And remember hookers, get that fruit bread, get that Santa head, and skiii. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/you-hooker/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/you-hooker/support

Dooby dooby doooo!!! Where are youuuu??? Welcome back to the Youuuu Hooker podcast. Today we dissect the homosexual agenda, and why you should pray to Rupaul that your kids turn out gay. Grab your PrEP and put some pep in your step, because these queens are taking off on Glamazonian Airways. NOW LET THE MUSIC PLAY!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/you-hooker/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/you-hooker/support