Aperol Spritzes have weaseled their way into the cocktail world the same way this podcast has found its way into your hearts, Neanderthals. The sun is shining and the backyard sessions are open! Listen to the wild sounds of the streets of East Williamsburg and let’s get into it! Darby goes to a wedding and Andrés talks about his ACTUAL nuptials; is sharing the bed a must?; Kevin Spacey Doc; people who lie; checking Spotify analytics to see if the people we’re talking about are listening?. Missionary, do you agree?

… and so are we! Episode 15 starts easy and breezy with some Quantum physics theories and existentialism (omg fun) - speaking of being: Bob Dylan’s movie “I’m Not There”, Todd Haynes, not to be confused with Todd Phillips - please don’t make that mistake.  In other topics: You DON’T mess with ScarJo!!!; “Hollywood are liars”; Improv makes everyone look good, smart, hot; The Bear Season 2 finale; Darby’s Neighbor drama; A woman touched Andrés on the street; GAGA: Chromatica Ball. Can we talk about friends? yes. Darby wants Andrés to feel bad for tall people; a cute dog story. Breakfast, do you agree? “We *ARE* Gonna Touch”: All Eyes On Rafah.

Billie Eilish says “Jerk it, man!”. Darby doesn’t agree with the SKIMS nipple bra; the organ-crushing Kim K Met Gal dress; Architectural Digest’s MICHAEL WEITZNER; should anyone watch Bridgerton? “Not Gonna Touch”: Miss USA Scandal, Kendrick and Drake, GameStock.  And for the first time ever in YHTA history, Cars, do you agree?: The CARS episode - The vehicle. The privately owned mode of transportation of choice! Darby and Andrés share their most memorable stories behind the wheel. 

Anya Taylor-give-us-Joy. Darby’s Will meets the parents. Andrés embraces “Neanderthals”. “Not Gonna Touch”: Mother's Day. Shaking hands no more; A Miracle Whip commercial in Mayo, Florida; a sanitized conversation about abuse of power; the struggles of the modern creatives; Andrés’ dog (Wilson) HATED Sick In The Head; Darby is famous in China and her mom hates Delta. Less is more, do you agree?

Well hello! We come in hot and ready with this one. A one-person audience (Darby’s roommate, Thomas) joins us in the studio.  Among other topics: get your ashes pressed onto vinyl; stalker vibes… BABY REINDEER; Netflix wants to break up families; Lil’ Dicky’s DAVE on FX on Hulu. “Not Gonna Touch”: Met Gala. Florida!!! (it’s a hell of a drug): THE most nuanced Taylor Swift debate. Caesar salad dressing EXPLAINED; Darby didn’t know what mayo is; WHALES; altered states of being (aka being high); Old Fashioned, do you agree? Darby defends The Pope.

In an attempt to regain the trust of our listeners, after a week of no YHTA, Darby and Andrés will personally send you a tiny bottle of lube.  They also discuss topics such as… disability checks; lube, of course, and Andrés modeling for Darby. “Not Gonna Touch”: Challengers. Food poisoning stories; spit (as lube); Darby hangs out with John Mayer, and PC CULTURE. Threesomes, do you agree?

The Combative Episode. The Bee Gees, 70’s and 80’s. Fuck Disco? Disco Fucks! Freaks and Geeks. “Not Gonna Touch”: Coachella and Grimes.  Everyone’s hotter in the summer; getting discovered in NY; piercings; scandalous SNL (we love you Lorne); Mike Posner doesn’t wanna do pills anymore; EDM & Raunch; “Are you guys dating?”; Not Afraid by Eminem is a great come-out song; Dying On That Hill, do you agree? 

The Honest Episode (The Raw and Real). Darby’s morning affirmations; mothers' potty practices; the Britney and Madonna kiss; "Not Gonna Touch": the NYC earthquake. Losing things; TSA pat downs; horse horror stories; dying young. The return of "Movies We're Not Going to See". Stealing Things, do you agree? - and a subsequent series of childhood stories that marked Darby and Andrés FOR LIFE. 

The theme is GOTH. "Not Gonna Touch": The Total Eclipse. JOLENE, it’s ON SIGHT; Papa, Can You Hear Me? Mama Who Bore Me; The Amy Winehouse Movie; Problemista and SNL secrets; Jesse’s Girl is the male Jolene (but it isn’t); Pranks, do you agree? Actually Real Quick, How Do I Get You Alone (during the eclipse).

Arguably the most chaotic YHTA yet. A real-life boogie! Not gonna touch: Quiet On Set. A scientific discourse about flatulence; Andrés hit his head and he’s smarter now; the sexuality of dogs; did he say EX-WIFE?!; first day of school; going on tour; Native American Herstory and Killers of the Flower Moon; What ever happened to FUN.? Blondes have more fun, do you agree? and Mia Goth’s Background Actor Attack. Actually Real Quick? More like “Actually Real Deep”.